Zaodon Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I was playing (insert warzone here) on my (insert class here), who is (insert level, valor rank and/or gear description here). I have been playing since (insert date/time here, or words "open beta"). There was this (insert class target of nerf complaint here) who was (insert description of pwnage here) me. And they were doing it (insert # of times, frequency or other measurement indicating speed or quickness). (optional: rephrase this paragraph to claim you *are* the class you want to nerf and "admit" you need nerfing.) Not only that, but they can (insert a long, exaggerated list of skills here, especially ones the class doesn't actually have). Now, I understand PvP, since (insert claim of vast experience with other games PvP, especially first person shooters or other games which are not MMORPGS). And I (insert claim of being highly ranked, or of high skill and/or competence here). The "fact" (<-- don't use quotes here) that (insert class target of nerf complaint here) can (insert superlative describing how badly you got beaten here) means they are clearly overpowered. (insert additional anecdotal claims here, such as but not limited to screenshots of a scoreboard, highly edited video of the target class "kicking everyones butt", or any other claim here). Bioware is (insult Bioware here). I am gonna (insert threat to quit game if class target is not nerfed tomorrow). (signature here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaodon Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 Oh, and (follow up anecdote claiming the same thing you already claimed, with just as little evidence to support it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crylor Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 tldr; close this troll thread down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redderic Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 HAHA EPIC!!! way to make a guide for people to follow when crying for nerfs!! +10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynan_Ski Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Wow that is very very close to the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaodon Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 tldr; close this troll thread down. (insert generic rebuttal followed by insult to your female parent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phinion Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Have to admit was funy and pretty much how threads calling for nerfs are done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaodon Posted January 26, 2012 Author Share Posted January 26, 2012 Have to admit was funy and pretty much how threads calling for nerfs are done. (insert a positive number, followed by enough other characters to comply with 5 character minimum) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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