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Things Sith and Jedi would never say to each other...

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Things Sith and Jedi would never say to each other...

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alienstalker
02.07.2012 , 03:04 PM | #21
Sith female: Hey Jedi. { bats eyelashes} Wanna come to the dark side and be a bad boy.

Jedi: Uh sure.

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TheTouristt
02.07.2012 , 03:59 PM | #22
Jedi: It's over, I have the high ground.
Sith: You underestimate my power!

Oh wait....

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RepublicGurl
02.07.2012 , 04:13 PM | #23
Sith: "I will crush your bones! And then drink your blood!"

Jedi: "Um... won't that give you indigestion?"

Sith (shrugs): "Not as bad as when I ate that Gungan last week. The gas alone could have wiped out the entire Dark Council..."
"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend..."

"Only a life lived for others is a life worth living for..."

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gtmach
02.07.2012 , 05:04 PM | #24
"The force sure sucks eh?"

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OatsRawr
02.07.2012 , 05:12 PM | #25
Flip a coin, heads i stab you, tails you stab me

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Gantoris_Aym
02.07.2012 , 05:15 PM | #26
Jedi: I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Sith: WHY!?! is it because you think I'm fat? I know I've put on a few since the war ended....
Jedi: It's not you...it's me, I just don't think I can date right now.
Sith: Wha...I...I LOVE YOU, you can't do this to me!
Jedi: sorry baby, but this cowboy has other horses to ride.

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alienstalker
02.07.2012 , 06:01 PM | #27
Quote: Originally Posted by Gantoris_Aym View Post
Jedi: I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Sith: WHY!?! is it because you think I'm fat? I know I've put on a few since the war ended....
Jedi: It's not you...it's me, I just don't think I can date right now.
Sith: Wha...I...I LOVE YOU, you can't do this to me!
Jedi: sorry baby, but this cowboy has other horses to ride.
lol. nice.

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springlordpants
02.07.2012 , 08:06 PM | #28
Sith: I don't stalk! I just know!
Jedi: wow, the force is really strong with you huh?

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DarkCarnage
02.07.2012 , 09:28 PM | #29
"hey want to trade places for a week?" :P
Server: Shadow Hand ; Char: DarkCarnage SW
Guild: Hellions, i'm pretty easy to find, jsut follow the path of dead bodies, kocked up Sith ladies and crying Impiral soilders, bwhaahhaha.

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Phaedrant
02.07.2012 , 09:37 PM | #30
Jedi: Do you guys get dental?

Sith: Yeah but are retirement plan sucks.

Jedi: Well, at least your uniforms are better.

Sith: I guess. How do you keep yours looking so nice? Do you use starch?