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Things Sith and Jedi would never say to each other...

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Things Sith and Jedi would never say to each other...

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bliapis
01.23.2012 , 11:59 PM | #11
" You lightsaber is bigger than mine!"

"The Schwartz is strong with this one"
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Tullianus
01.24.2012 , 06:41 AM | #12
"You wanna go and get a parfait?"

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Pathlight-
01.24.2012 , 07:14 AM | #13
Jedi: "I regret it has to come to this" (draws his lightsaber).
Sith: "Right, me too, let's discuss this instead"
Jedi: "???"

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Dargen
01.24.2012 , 08:45 AM | #14
"you catch the knicks game"

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Nephallim
01.24.2012 , 09:42 AM | #15
Quote: Originally Posted by Pathlight- View Post
Jedi: "I regret it has to come to this" (draws his lightsaber).
Sith: "Right, me too, let's discuss this instead"
Jedi: "???"
That's basically the climax of the Sith Warrior's first chapter if you go light side XD
The Force Shall Free Me.
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Pathlight-
01.24.2012 , 09:51 AM | #16
Quote: Originally Posted by Nephallim View Post
That's basically the climax of the Sith Warrior's first chapter if you go light side XD
Sounds good, I heard the story is pretty good.

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Nephallim
01.24.2012 , 10:01 AM | #17
Quote: Originally Posted by Pathlight- View Post
Sounds good, I heard the story is pretty good.
I thought it lost a lot of steam after that, but I'll withhold judgement until I finish my class story.

On topic.

Jedi: Okay, I admit. Black is really flattering on you.

Sith: And honestly, brown is totally your color.
The Force Shall Free Me.
The Guile Legacy - Davik's Estate

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gannonmoss
01.24.2012 , 10:21 AM | #18
Jedi Knight: "Stop fiend, I will crush you with the-"

Sith Inquisitor: "One second, sorry for interrupting, my zipper is stuck. Are you really going to kill me while my zipper is down? That doesn't seem to honorable.


Jedi Knight: "Ah... well... I guess I could give you a minute to get situated... with your *clears throat* situation. Wow, you really got it caught in there huh?"

SI: "Yea, not feeling too great, can't use the Force on this one, you know what I mean? Ah crap I'm bleeding, you think I could borrow some of your robes, I'm really gushing here."

JK: "Wow, ummm, yea... I guess *hands the Sith the robe* You know what? Just keep it, just, just keep it."

SI: "You sure? I mean I could wash it."

JK: "NO! I mean... no, really, thank you but no."
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Ironskillit
01.24.2012 , 10:30 AM | #19
*Knock on Sith door*
*Sith answers door*
Jedi: "Hello sir. I'm from the Galatic Jedi Counsel and I'm here to spread the word about the light side of the force."
Sith: "Again? Look you guys came by yesterday and I already said I'm a devout dark side force user."


*Sith and Jedi at a bar*
Sith: "So I read this trilogy the other week about a mutated ewok. (2 hours later) Anyway long story short, he actually dropped this all powerful ring into the lava just because it might make him bad."
Jedi: "So... was it a gay erotic story? Because those two ewoks sound like they REALLY like each other."

Sith: "I've already told you, I AM the dark side of the force!"
Jedi: "Just think of the light side as -diet dark force-. You can still be bad, but people think your doing it for a good reason.

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EngineerDavid
01.24.2012 , 10:33 AM | #20
Sith: "So what's your oppinion about George Lucas calling it quits?"

Jedi: "Oh no, I am not going there!!! Then I'd rather fight!" -Draws Lightsaber and attacks-