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Sith Favorite Things

Anubitz's Avatar

01.15.2012 , 10:37 AM | #1
To the tune of "My Favorite Things," the show tune from the Sound of Music

A Sith's Favorite Things

Verse 1:
Starships that go boom and Dark Side Sith Lightning,
Small little children that just won't stop crying,
Black plague, Pneumonia, and poisonous stings,
These are a few of my favorite things!

When the birds chirp... when the sun shines...
When I'm feeling sad...
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel....... so bad!

Verse 2:
Horrendous war crimes that wipe out a planet
Blackmail, torture and, all kinds of deception,
Hatred and warfare and all that it brings,
These are a few of my favorite things!

Verse 3:
Lightsabers, Vibroswords, Force Pikes and Blasters
Dungeons and black holes and other dark places,
Despotic warlords and blood thirsty Sith,
These are a few of my favorite things!

Verse 4:
Gigantic spiders and man-eating flowers,
Capturing songbirds and clipping their wings,
Torturing enemies with realiTV,
These are a few of my favorite things!
All warfare is based on deception.
Siniss | Sith Sorcerer | Ven Zallow
My Visual Signature
The Journal of Darth Siniss

DarkestDaemon's Avatar

01.15.2012 , 01:10 PM | #2
Reading this put the image of a SW spinning around with both lightsabers ignited... decapitating people while he sang.