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xordevoreaux's Avatar

07.20.2019 , 02:59 PM | #1
Me: Sorry, Daily Florida Afternoon Thunderstorm, I'm NOT listening to you.
DFAT: [rumbles] I WILL get you to unplug your computer! My ancestors ruined your last one!
Me: Nope. Nuh-uh, not doing it. I'm staying on now, I've an op in an hour.
Me: I wont!
DFAT: [RUMBLES LOUDER] I shall bring complete destruction to all of your electronic devices! Your router shall be blown completely off the wall!
Me: That happened already. I put the new router on a shelf.
DFAT: [EXPLODES IN A THUNDEROUS CRASH] I shall make you flee! Your computer shall be a pile of carbon when I'm done with you! [HUGE THUNDER]
Me: Hm. Okay. I get your point. [Looks for jobs in Syracuse, New York]
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08.10.2019 , 10:42 AM | #2
But why though... I love thunderstorms.
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08.11.2019 , 08:31 AM | #3
Quote: Originally Posted by AceMasterSoul View Post
But why though... I love thunderstorms.
This is why:

I had unplugged from the outlet, but failed to detach the cat6 cord from my router to my computer.
Lost the NIC card in my computer, a router (which got blasted off a wall mount) and an outlet cord.

The time before that we lost a 55" tv.
I've also lost phones, fax machines, a printer.

I've learned to regard the likelihood of losing equipment as a high probability in a Florida storm.
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