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Xakthul
09.14.2013 , 10:17 AM | #201
Quote: Originally Posted by turjake View Post
Granted, unfortunately the piece of ... junk navigation computer fails at the critical point and he ends up in the middle of the battle for ds-2. The falcon knocks certain imperial shuttle off course, and crashlands on the ds2 knocking the emperor into the reactor ventilation shaft. Mr darth vader seeing all that decides to turn lightside and dies. mr Skywalker and his friends are stuck in endor for next 10 years. When they finally get rescued, they rage uncontrolled whenever they see teddybears.

I wish we (the earth) had a working and accessible (for normal people) tourist base on the moon before I die.

Granted, but it has no water or oxygen

I wish I had a bunch of hot Sith chicks who were in love with me in my house.
Duelist Mixalot, Grand Champ Tellsa, Lord Saml, Apprentice Syynx, Captain Cirris, Skirmisher Janewei, Jedi Knight Jugger'not, Agent Ez'zio of <Wookies and Cream>, Harbinger
"Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls!"- Gandalf

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The-Uncreative
09.14.2013 , 10:44 AM | #202
Quote: Originally Posted by Xakthul View Post
I wish I had a bunch of hot Sith chicks who were in love with me in my house.
Granted, but they torture and kill you afterwards.

I wish that I was immune to all illnesses and diseases
I am everywhere*!!!
(*everywhere does not include RP-servers, PvP-servers or non-English speaking servers)
---> this is a referal Link.... wanna be my friend now?
Legacy Level 50 .... obviously....

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bionamaster
09.14.2013 , 10:51 AM | #203
Quote: Originally Posted by The-Uncreative View Post
Granted, but they torture and kill you afterwards.

I wish that I was immune to all illnesses and diseases
Granted, but in your joy over your new-found immunity, you don't see where you are going, and fall off a skyscraper to your death.

I wish I could speak every language in the universe.
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Tremarr Legacy, CE Subbed since Launch, Shadowlands Server
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The-Uncreative
09.14.2013 , 10:58 AM | #204
Quote: Originally Posted by bionamaster View Post
I wish I could speak every language in the universe.
Granted, but you are stuck on a tiny little island with no one to talk to

I wish I had a high IQ
I am everywhere*!!!
(*everywhere does not include RP-servers, PvP-servers or non-English speaking servers)
---> this is a referal Link.... wanna be my friend now?
Legacy Level 50 .... obviously....

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Xakthul
09.14.2013 , 10:58 AM | #205
Quote: Originally Posted by bionamaster View Post
Granted, but in your joy over your new-found immunity, you don't see where you are going, and fall off a skyscraper to your death.

I wish I could speak every language in the universe.
This may not be a bad thing: You learn only the swearwords.

I wish I had all the Batman vehicles.
Duelist Mixalot, Grand Champ Tellsa, Lord Saml, Apprentice Syynx, Captain Cirris, Skirmisher Janewei, Jedi Knight Jugger'not, Agent Ez'zio of <Wookies and Cream>, Harbinger
"Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls!"- Gandalf

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Selenial
09.14.2013 , 01:49 PM | #206
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Granted, but you are stuck on a tiny little island with no one to talk to

I wish I had a high IQ
Granted, but everyone else has Higher.

I wish Darth Vader had pink Armor.
We all live or die as Krayt wills, Stryfe. At his word, I would cut out my own heart. Or yours.
CelÚna Mercenary Cathinka Seeliara Sage

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bionamaster
09.14.2013 , 01:53 PM | #207
Quote: Originally Posted by Selenial View Post
Granted, but everyone else has Higher.

I wish Darth Vader had pink Armor.
Granted, but you promptly become extremely colorblind, causing the pink to look like black again.

I wish I had a hologram projector to play SWTOR on.
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Tremarr Legacy, CE Subbed since Launch, Shadowlands Server
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Xakthul
09.14.2013 , 02:07 PM | #208
Quote: Originally Posted by bionamaster View Post
Granted, but you promptly become extremely colorblind, causing the pink to look like black again.

I wish I had a hologram projector to play SWTOR on.
Granted, but the customer service is even worse than Compaq's

Tulak Hord never used Compaqs

Shut up, Khem.


I wish that people would actually stop shooting down my posts in game discussion forum
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"Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls!"- Gandalf

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bionamaster
09.14.2013 , 02:12 PM | #209
Quote: Originally Posted by Xakthul View Post
Granted, but the customer service is even worse than Compaq's

Tulak Hord never used Compaqs

Shut up, Khem.


I wish that people would actually stop shooting down my posts in game discussion forum
Granted, now they just shoot you.

I wish Khem Val was a battle during the Jedi Knight storyline.
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Xakthul
09.14.2013 , 02:17 PM | #210
Quote: Originally Posted by bionamaster View Post
Granted, now they just shoot you.

I wish Khem Val was a battle during the Jedi Knight storyline.
Granted. But Khem and Baras share you as a meal.

I wish............. That there was a Nekghoul Merc companion (not like Lokin, I mean a fully transformed ghoul)
Duelist Mixalot, Grand Champ Tellsa, Lord Saml, Apprentice Syynx, Captain Cirris, Skirmisher Janewei, Jedi Knight Jugger'not, Agent Ez'zio of <Wookies and Cream>, Harbinger
"Aim for the trolls! Kill the trolls!"- Gandalf