chimex Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 A Siths weapon is his greatest ally...... http://craphound.com/images/ot_004.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 (edited) Two words: Malachor Five I always suspected that Darth Baras was Revan's secret weapon at Malachor Five.... The last thing the Mandalorians heard was a very faint "SUCK MY BALLS!!!!!" as the planet imploded, causing a massive gravity vortex. Edited November 2, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Hammer station was an attempt at artificially replicating the effects of darth baras Jumping up and down on a planet repeatedly. The devastation was not really comparable... We are running out of jokes, aren't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Hammer station was an attempt at artificially replicating the effects of darth baras Jumping up and down on a planet repeatedly. The devastation was not really comparable... We are running out of jokes, aren't we? Disney jokes are the new thing now. Remember Ursula from Little Mermaid? Darth Baras in a swim suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syart Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Baras is a star "Just how many stars this quasar is eating is now uncertain, as the carnage is taking place undercover." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Baras is a star "Just how many stars this quasar is eating is now uncertain, as the carnage is taking place undercover." Oh my, deceptive, ruthless and always eating... it must be Darth Baras! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RougeBeaver Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Whenever Republic people hear C2-N2 say "I have reduced the crew's caloric intake, some of them were growing a bit thick..." it means Baras somehow snuck onboard and took your food stores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanare Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 hey maybe Baras was onto something. since the Force has been turned into midicholorians germs that run around inside your body Baras must have figured- "hmm more me, more midicholrians, more Force= i am invincible!" so to increase his midicholian count he's increasing his calories as fast as he can. <nods> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 A few Disney ones Rapunzel let down her hair for the brave Prince Baras to climb...she doesn't need a brush anymore. Darth Baras killed Aladdin out of jealousy, due to the fact his flying carpet could actually get off the ground with him on it. Darth Baras didn't cry when Bambi's mum died, he merely thought 'Free Lunch' Darth Baras had 'an ackin for some bacon' as well, Those were Pumba's last words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 The Emperor's first plot to destroy the galaxy was hatched after Darth Baras farted in his presence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 The Emperor's first plot to destroy the galaxy was hatched after Darth Baras farted in his presence... He barely survived it lol Silent but Deadly. Darth Baras was eating Acolyte corpses way before Seh- run showed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 He barely survived it lol Silent but Deadly. Darth Baras was eating Acolyte corpses way before Seh- run showed up. Well, considering the Death Star Superlaser was made to mimic the effect that Darth Baras had when he farted.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Well, considering the Death Star Superlaser was made to mimic the effect that Darth Baras had when he farted.... You got it wrong man It was an attempt to mimic the Darth Baras Supercannon.... The Death Star only contained a fraction of the ancient weapon's full power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshlaBoga Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 The dark side has cookies. Darth Baras is living proof. He is also the prime suspect in an empire-wide cookie shortage. Hahahaha! Oh man, I almost fell of my chair at that one! That was a good one man - *High Fives*. Epicfear has epic jokes apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The Kaas City expansion area is actually a reconstruciton from the fallout of Darth Baras eating chilli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The sith emperor eliminated baras to remove the only thing that could rival him in destructive power: Baras's appetite. Also, after witnessing a baras feeding frenzy, khem-val swore off dark side cookies forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 You got it wrong man It was an attempt to mimic the Darth Baras Supercannon.... The Death Star only contained a fraction of the ancient weapon's full power They realized they would never get the full power potential, so they went with the Baras Fart strength instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The Kaas City expansion area is actually a reconstruciton from the fallout of Darth Baras eating chilli. I thought it was the one time they put a McDonald's in Kaas City, and Baras ate a few thousand Big Macs and about twenty thousand Chicken McNuggets. Then he had to use the restroom, but the plumbing backed up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I thought it was the one time they put a McDonald's in Kaas City, and Baras ate a few thousand Big Macs and about twenty thousand Chicken McNuggets. Then he had to use the restroom, but the plumbing backed up.... He takes 'All you can eat' as a personal challenge. A sith lord never turns down a challenge no matter how great. /lightfork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxidenstore Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Darth Baras was the original Lord of Hunger, Darth Nihilus was his apprentice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 He takes 'All you can eat' as a personal challenge. A sith lord never turns down a challenge no matter how great. /lightfork Which is why you will never find a Hometown Buffet in the Empire. They have them in Republic space, and that's the real reason Baras wanted to restart the war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Which is why you will never find a Hometown Buffet in the Empire. They have them in Republic space, and that's the real reason Baras wanted to restart the war. LOL He wished to systemically take over all the Sizzlers in Republic Territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFishing Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Ok, I didn't read all the pages, so not sure if this was mentioned but: Most sith fall to the dark side.Darth Baras fell to dark chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 LOL He wished to systemically take over all the Sizzlers in Republic Territory. Where are all the cats on Tattooine? Sizzler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhsokaTanorules Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 With all of you people comparing Eric Cartman to Darth Baras, it would have probably been hilarious if he had appeared as such in the last South Park episode with Mickey going on about how he rules Star Wars now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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