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So You're Off to Oricon (A Guide for Bads)

Vegabond's Avatar

11.05.2013 , 06:43 AM | #11
A toast to a great thread

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11.05.2013 , 06:49 AM | #12
Thank you guide ever that reflects everything in those two operations. Guess what ?

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11.05.2013 , 08:13 AM | #13
Great read, thanks. One of the most entartaining post in a while.

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11.05.2013 , 10:20 AM | #14
Pure gold! As usual when Rhom is involved
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11.05.2013 , 11:38 AM | #15
Hilariously awesome.

Sidebar: Raptus's "random" agro switch is entirely predictable. I still haven't the faintest clue why it happens, but I know when it happens. Essentially, whenever he is firmly attached to someone (either cotank or kiter during challenges), a taunt will cause him to attack the tauntee for six seconds, followed by dropping back to the original target (note: there are rare cases where he doesn't drop, but it's not often). Double-taunting avoids the problem. Don't ask me why…

Anyway, fantastic "guide". Corrupter Zero is by far the best, but they're all great.
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11.05.2013 , 12:42 PM | #16
She lives in the most fetid, dank room of the palace and is surrounded by tentacles and monsters. Fetishes aside
Yeah, my guild always calls her Beastia, in regards to her "tastes."
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11.06.2013 , 03:18 AM | #17
Praise Kephess.

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11.06.2013 , 10:55 AM | #18
Spot on post. Brontes and council are such an accurate description *i can't stop laughing*

PS: honorary mention : bestia's tank gets pulled by tyrans, bestia leaps, tank flies off, ts message : FFS, I had lag guys, could not turn in time

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11.06.2013 , 12:08 PM | #19
Bah too bad i never even set foot in.. what's that raid called? Black Temple? Can't relate :| Still a funny thread.

Also qfmft

The key to this fight is prayer. Before attempting this boss, have everyone in the group take a 15 minute break to address their deity of choice. Their request is simple: Please don't let THAT GUY get concussive mine. If everyone prayed hard, this fight should be extremely easy, everyone goes about their merry way hitting things, healing things, killing robots, and colecting loots. However, if your group didn't pray hard enough THAT GUY will get concussive mine, possibly followed by THAT OTHER GUY, causing a giant series of aoe explosions 10 or more meters away from the boss and 6-14 people to groan loudly on voice.
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11.06.2013 , 01:47 PM | #20
"And you may also experience some increased girth."

If this doesn't make people (well, guys) want to raid, then nothing will!

All in all, 9.9/10. Editor's Choice. Gold Star. Awesome post!
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