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True PvP story from the other day

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Banderal
01.11.2019 , 02:37 PM | #1
Oscar Brown Jr was playing while this happened...

Really.


Said the signifyin' Vanguard to the Mara one day
'hey there's a great big Mando down the way
goin' 'round talkin, I'm sorry to say
About your mama in a scandalous way
yes, he's talking bout your mama, and your grandma too
and he don't show too much respect for you
your weren't there and I sure am glad,
'cause what he said about your mama made me mad!

Signifying Vanguard,
stay in PvE
You are always lying and signifyin'
But you better stay out of PvP

The Mara said, "Yeah, well I'll fix him!
I'll tear that Mando limb from limb."
Then he shook the ops chat with a mighty smash
took off like a shot from a mad dash
He found the vanguard in the Outlaws Den
and said, "I come to slice you from end to end"
The Mando looked at the Mara in surprise
and said, "boy, you better go pick on someone your size"
But the Mara wouldn't listen, he mad a pass
The Mando slapped em down in the grass
The Mara roared and lept from the ground
and that's when that Mando really went to town
I mean he whipped that Mara for the rest of the day
And I still don't see how the Mara got away
But he dragged on off, more dead than alive
And that's when that Vanguard started his signifying jive,

Signifying Vanguard,
stay in PvE
You are always lying and signifyin'
But you better stay out of PvP

The Vanguard looked down and said, "Ooooooeee!
What is this beat up mess I see?
Is that you Mara?
Haha, do tell, man he whipped your hide to a fare-thee-well
give you a beatin' that was rough enough
and you supposed to be 'tops in PvP'
- ain't that some stuff.
you big overgrown PvEr don't you challenge me
or i'll get into a match and and also give you a beaten'
the Vanguard got to laughin' and jumpin' with glee,
but his missed his keybinds and he plunged into world PvP.
the Mara was on him with without missin a beat
gonna grind that Vanguard to hamburger meat.
the Vanguard looked up with tears in his eyes,
and said, 'please, mister Mara, i apologize!
i meant no harm, please lemme go
and i'll tell you somethin'
you really need to know.'

Signifying Vanguard,
stay in PvE
You are always lying and signifyin'
But you better stay out of PvP

the Mara stepped back to hear what he'd say
an' that Vanguard quicktravelled back to base and got away.
'what i wanna tell ya, 'the vanguard hollered then,
'is if you fool with me, i'll sic the mando on you again!'
the Mara just shook his head and said, 'you jive...
if you and your vanguard buddies wanna keep alive,
back there in PvE is where you better stay!'
and that's where they are to this very day.

Signifying Vanguard,
stay in PvE
You are always lying and signifyin'
but you better not,
no, you better not,
you are always lyin', and signifyin',
but you better not come into PVP!
Ingracious, TheMightyQuinn, Rockin Robin - SS
Slippery When'wet - SF

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Lhancelot
01.11.2019 , 02:42 PM | #2
Quote: Originally Posted by Banderal View Post
Oscar Brown Jr was playing while this happened...

Really.


Said the signifyin' Vanguard to the Mara one day
'hey there's a great big Mando down the way
goin' 'round talkin, I'm sorry to say
About your mama in a scandalous way
yes, he's talking bout your mama, and your grandma too
and he don't show too much respect for you
your weren't there and I sure am glad,
'cause what he said about your mama made me mad!

Signifying Vanguard,
stay in PvE
You are always lying and signifyin'
But you better stay out of PvP

The Mara said, "Yeah, well I'll fix him!
I'll tear that Mando limb from limb."
Then he shook the ops chat with a mighty smash
took off like a shot from a mad dash
He found the vanguard in the Outlaws Den
and said, "I come to slice you from end to end"
The Mando looked at the Mara in surprise
and said, "boy, you better go pick on someone your size"
But the Mara wouldn't listen, he mad a pass
The Mando slapped em down in the grass
The Mara roared and lept from the ground
and that's when that Mando really went to town
I mean he whipped that Mara for the rest of the day
And I still don't see how the Mara got away
But he dragged on off, more dead than alive
And that's when that Vanguard started his signifying jive,

Signifying Vanguard,
stay in PvE
You are always lying and signifyin'
But you better stay out of PvP

The Vanguard looked down and said, "Ooooooeee!
What is this beat up mess I see?
Is that you Mara?
Haha, do tell, man he whipped your hide to a fare-thee-well
give you a beatin' that was rough enough
and you supposed to be 'tops in PvP'
- ain't that some stuff.
you big overgrown PvEr don't you challenge me
or i'll get into a match and and also give you a beaten'
the Vanguard got to laughin' and jumpin' with glee,
but his missed his keybinds and he plunged into world PvP.
the Mara was on him with without missin a beat
gonna grind that Vanguard to hamburger meat.
the Vanguard looked up with tears in his eyes,
and said, 'please, mister Mara, i apologize!
i meant no harm, please lemme go
and i'll tell you somethin'
you really need to know.'

Signifying Vanguard,
stay in PvE
You are always lying and signifyin'
But you better stay out of PvP

the Mara stepped back to hear what he'd say
an' that Vanguard quicktravelled back to base and got away.
'what i wanna tell ya, 'the vanguard hollered then,
'is if you fool with me, i'll sic the mando on you again!'
the Mara just shook his head and said, 'you jive...
if you and your vanguard buddies wanna keep alive,
back there in PvE is where you better stay!'
and that's where they are to this very day.

Signifying Vanguard,
stay in PvE
You are always lying and signifyin'
but you better not,
no, you better not,
you are always lyin', and signifyin',
but you better not come into PVP!
Nice, how long did it take you to create new lines for that song? Probably longer than you will be in the WZs today rofl.
WHAT KILLED SWTOR?
Ignoring player feedback regarding what was fun in

the game, ruining conquest, gearing, and too many other things to list.

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Lhancelot
01.11.2019 , 02:47 PM | #3
You ought to do one with this Oscar Brown Jr's song, A Ladies Man... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_LE3NJYHm8. You can theme it off the ERPers on fleet.
WHAT KILLED SWTOR?
Ignoring player feedback regarding what was fun in

the game, ruining conquest, gearing, and too many other things to list.

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Banderal
01.11.2019 , 02:58 PM | #4
Haha, but I don't know much about the ERP scene.

Actually, that one didn't take too long to do. The song lent itself surprisingly well I thought. I was listening to it earlier today and the idea of someone fighting a Merc just naturally came to mind. I played with having an operative be the "monkey", because the monkey is basically trolling the lion, and we all know that operatives are made for trolling. But I decided on the vanguard because I think they are generally considered the weakest PvP class right now.

I also wasn't set on which class to use for the lion, but "mara" seemed to fit the song cadence the best. So I might have sacrificed "realism" for "art".
Ingracious, TheMightyQuinn, Rockin Robin - SS
Slippery When'wet - SF

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MackPol
01.13.2019 , 04:39 AM | #5
Yo mama !

Funny thing tho