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Botchur
09.12.2013 , 05:12 AM | #191
Quote: Originally Posted by turjake View Post
Didnt you already atleast once wish this one? Anyway granted, but due to some weird circumstances, they all land on your head, which makes you very short and wide, and dead. It also makes answering your post a paradox.

I wish you would stop asking questions like this since I get headaches for dealing with all the paradoxes your questions are causing.
Granted, but then a black hole opens up and swallows you whole.

I wish I could fart rainbows.

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RodneyMcNeely
09.12.2013 , 12:22 PM | #192
Quote: Originally Posted by Botchur View Post
I wish I could fart rainbows.
Granted, but you'll never be able to get the ensuing glitter off of your furniture.

I wish my hubby would stop buying high-fiber, low-sodium cereal that neither one of us can choke down.

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OmenQ
09.12.2013 , 03:52 PM | #193
Quote: Originally Posted by RodneyMcNeely View Post
Granted, but you'll never be able to get the ensuing glitter off of your furniture.

I wish my hubby would stop buying high-fiber, low-sodium cereal that neither one of us can choke down.
Granted, now he's buying them as suppositories!

I wish I could force choke people through the phone.
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DeltaEkotte
09.12.2013 , 06:23 PM | #194
Quote: Originally Posted by OmenQ View Post
Granted, now he's buying them as suppositories!

I wish I could force choke people through the phone.
Granted, but your phone bill is over 1 million dollars per call.


I wish money grows on trees.
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BacaWicket
09.12.2013 , 10:50 PM | #195
Quote: Originally Posted by DeltaEkotte View Post
Granted, but your phone bill is over 1 million dollars per call.


I wish money grows on trees.
granted but with that many dollars growing on trees, dollars would be so worthless that you can buy almost nothing
i wish that i had telekinetic abilities (ability to read minds)

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ImmortalLowlife
09.13.2013 , 07:33 AM | #196
Quote: Originally Posted by BacaWicket View Post
granted but with that many dollars growing on trees, dollars would be so worthless that you can buy almost nothing
i wish that i had telekinetic abilities (ability to read minds)
Granted, however by some strange turn of events, you're now trapped forever in a room with Peter Griffin.

I wish I had a real lightsaber & the skills to use it
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DeltaEkotte
09.13.2013 , 08:40 AM | #197
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Granted, however by some strange turn of events, you're now trapped forever in a room with Peter Griffin.

I wish I had a real lightsaber & the skills to use it
Granted, but you are the last of the Sith and you are hunted throughout the galaxy where ever you go by the jedi.

I wish there was world peace.
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AlienEyeTX
09.13.2013 , 09:31 AM | #198
Quote: Originally Posted by DeltaEkotte View Post
Granted, but you are the last of the Sith and you are hunted throughout the galaxy where ever you go by the jedi.

I wish there was world peace.
Granted... it's just not on this world.

I wish Cpt. Kirk would pilot the Millennium Falcon around the sun to go back in time and save the Death Star.
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turjake
09.13.2013 , 10:21 AM | #199
Quote: Originally Posted by AlienEyeTX View Post
Granted... it's just not on this world.

I wish Cpt. Kirk would pilot the Millennium Falcon around the sun to go back in time and save the Death Star.
Granted, unfortunately the piece of ... junk navigation computer fails at the critical point and he ends up in the middle of the battle for ds-2. The falcon knocks certain imperial shuttle off course, and crashlands on the ds2 knocking the emperor into the reactor ventilation shaft. Mr darth vader seeing all that decides to turn lightside and dies. mr Skywalker and his friends are stuck in endor for next 10 years. When they finally get rescued, they rage uncontrolled whenever they see teddybears.

I wish we (the earth) had a working and accessible (for normal people) tourist base on the moon before I die.

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ImmortalLowlife
09.13.2013 , 12:15 PM | #200
Quote: Originally Posted by DeltaEkotte View Post
Granted, but you are the last of the Sith and you are hunted throughout the galaxy where ever you go by the jedi.
I would TOTALLY be cool with this! ROFLMAO
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