TheMarez Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) My best friend of 20 years will no longer be that later today when I punch him in the face for stealing my name because he got in the server before I did. My girlfriend is in as well spreading rumors about my peepee being so small. Bioware... How do I defend myself against such malicious allegations when I can not even log in and play the game?! As a man who honorably declines to punch his female counter-part in the face for her transgressions it would appear that I am out of options as to how to handle my predicament. WHO KNOWS WHAT VILE COLLECTIVE CONSPIRACY THEY ARE PARTICIPATING IN AT THIS VERY MOMENT! Please, Bioware. as a man who is average size at LEAST, let me defend my honor in game against his (punched in the face) no-longer best friend and conniving -perhaps-soon-to-be ex-girlfriend (although she should be highly satisfied but I am otherwise seen as inept as I am not able to play the game) This is on YOUR SHOULDERS BIOWARE! Edited December 14, 2011 by TheMarez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaikonMR Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Haha, nice post. But "kaniving" ... really? You're better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scandana Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Funny post... but... conniving. Fix it and you have a win post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critwrench Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 (edited) 10/10. Best post I've seen all day. Edited December 14, 2011 by Critwrench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VainEldritch Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 This is clearly an issue of the utmost import - I sympathize as I myself recently moved from Northern England to warmer climes and am no longer able to blame my lack of endowment on the ferocious cold weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magentisCZ Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 funny man )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septro Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 You sir are the post PIMP of the year.. 10 for ingenuity10 for originality10 for deceptive subjective line 10/10. You are now awarded early-early access on 12/19. Gratz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyLickedyou Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbiddog Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 lol! Love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasWsup Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 LOL'd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobadee Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 My best friend of 20 years will no longer be that later today when I punch him in the face for stealing my name because he got in the server before I did. My girlfriend is in as well spreading rumors about my peepee being so small. Bioware... How do I defend myself against such malicious allegations when I can not even log in and play the game?! As a man who honorably declines to punch his female counter-part in the face for her transgressions it would appear that I am out of options as to how to handle my predicament. WHO KNOWS WHAT VILE COLLECTIVE CONSPIRACY THEY ARE PARTICIPATING IN AT THIS VERY MOMENT! Please, Bioware. as a man who is average size at LEAST, let me defend my honor in game against his (punched in the face) no-longer best friend and conniving -perhaps-soon-to-be ex-girlfriend (although she should be highly satisfied but I am otherwise seen as inept as I am not able to play the game) This is on YOUR SHOULDERS BIOWARE! Wow, ha ha, just wow. This had me laughing so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadCuzBad Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 NotSureIfSerious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kooshdin Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 That was great, well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sportiva Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 +10 to OP. Now that's a way to whine in style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kabouT Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 My best friend of 20 years will no longer be ..........! lol u missed the fact he will camp you all day long, so u will never level up to 50! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marquees Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budsparks Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Grats for winning the internets. Thank you for that, it really made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleagane Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Dude, you need some new people in your life. lol Good post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coodo Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Most logical post I've seen today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormwater Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Oh, so you're THAT guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyxivar Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I'd look into the kind of relationship you have with your best friend and your girlfriend if he stole your name and she's talking about your wee-wee. Go to another server, that will teach 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCDIP Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Best post so far.... Please for the love of God (or whatever you believe in) let this poor soul play the game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sythion Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 My best friend of 20 years will no longer be that later today Female when I punch him in the face ... Butch... My girlfriend !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrJamm Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 My nose burns from the high velocity cola ejection. Oh well, the monitor needed cleaning anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noctivagus Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 I think this thread will be used to send BioWare to the Hague on charges of war crimes. The free world cannot stand for such barbarism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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