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Jedi_riches
04.11.2016 , 08:11 AM | #11
Not mine but:

What do you call Mandalorian history

Mandalore
How PvP balance is achieved - Bioware please nerf paper its OP, scissors are fine as they are.
Regards,
Rock

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AlrikFassbauer
04.12.2016 , 02:31 PM | #12
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke Skywalker when they were having a meal on the Millennium Falcon ?

"Use the fork, Luke !"
Complex minds
Cope with
Complex problems.

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FlameYOL
04.12.2016 , 05:00 PM | #13
Quote: Originally Posted by Jedi_riches View Post
Not mine but:

What do you call Mandalorian history

Mandalore
Dude...That Was Wonderful.
A man can have anything...If he's willing to sacrifice everything

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cool-dude
04.12.2016 , 10:26 PM | #14
What do you call a Smuggler that is frozen in carbonite?

Answer: A Hardened Criminal.
I'm a cool dude

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cool-dude
04.12.2016 , 10:27 PM | #15
Quote: Originally Posted by AlrikFassbauer View Post
What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke Skywalker when they were having a meal on the Millennium Falcon ?

"Use the fork, Luke !"
That one got me to chuckle as I visualized the characters saying it.
I'm a cool dude

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Captain_Zone
04.17.2016 , 07:17 PM | #16
How many jawas does it take to change a light panel?


Only one, and he's the guy conning the farmer into changing it for him... for a discount, of course!
. OPOD
The New Jedi Code: "Keep Calm & Carry a Lightsaber"

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Altheran
04.25.2016 , 05:31 AM | #17
What does Mr. T says to a talkative Hutt ?

- Quit your Jibba Jabba.

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BlazeTomahawk
04.25.2016 , 02:38 PM | #18
Quote: Originally Posted by Captain_Zone View Post
There's a new rapper called Boba Fetty Wap.
I was running around Taris the other day and decided that if I had a rapper name it would be "Young Nexu"

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Tamanier
05.03.2016 , 04:23 PM | #19
The Force Awakens and Rogue One

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Altheran
05.03.2016 , 06:23 PM | #20
Quote: Originally Posted by Tamanier View Post
The Force Awakens and Rogue One
Aaaaaand someone had to kill the mood...