AlienEyeTX Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, you're strong in the Force of gravity due to your new weight of 10,000 lbs. I wish I didn't have to make a new wish with every post, and could just corrupt other peoples' wishes. Granted, but everyone puts you on /ignore because you are no fun to play with. I wish I could take a nice summer vacation this year to Tahiti. I hear it's a magical place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdbgjfdhjgkjdhsg Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Granted, but everyone puts you on /ignore because you are no fun to play with. I wish I could take a nice summer vacation this year to Tahiti. I hear it's a magical place. Granted, but you have to share a room with Jabba the Hutt. I wish for an army of Yodas that only I can command and they could never kill me or die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ericc Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Granted, but you have to share a room with Jabba the Hutt. I wish for an army of Yodas that only I can command and they could never kill me or die. Granted, but hasbro issues a recall too late for the lead in the toys to poison your offspring. I wish I was a jedi knight like my father before me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Granted, but hasbro issues a recall too late for the lead in the toys to poison your offspring. I wish I was a jedi knight like my father before me. Granted, but you get cut down by a sith lord like your father before you. I wish I had the Tyrfing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you get cut down by a sith lord like your father before you. I wish I had the Tyrfing. Granted, but it's painted hot pink and has confetti on it. I wish I had a lifetime supply of pepperoni pizza. Edited February 20, 2014 by thermium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangefishboy Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Granted, but it's painted hot pink and has confetti on it. I wish I had a lifetime supply of pepperoni pizza. Granted, but the pepperoni was expired when they made the pizza. I wish my wish was invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) orangefishboy wished: I wish my wish was invisible Tada! Now no one can read your posts without eyestrain. I wish the Consular had better companions, they're all so dull. Edited February 20, 2014 by PaxSithari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangefishboy Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 (edited) orangefishboy wished: I wish my wish was invisible Tada! Now no one can read your posts without eyestrain. I wish the Consular had better companions, they're all so dull. Granted, but they're all Ewoks and Jawas now. I wish I could think of a better wish than this. Highlight to see ^^ Edited February 20, 2014 by orangefishboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Granted, but they're all Ewoks and Jawas now. I wish I could think of a better wish than this. Highlight to see ^^ Granted, but no one can see it, so it goes completely unnoticed. I wish Patrick Stewart would be the star of Star Wars: Episode VII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Granted, but no one can see it, so it goes completely unnoticed. I wish Patrick Stewart would be the star of Star Wars: Episode VII. Granted, but he kept arriving at the set drunk so they fired him. I wish I had 400 bricks of real gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Granted, but he kept arriving at the set drunk so they fired him. I wish I had 400 bricks of real gold. Come on people I really like this thread! Granted, but the gold got stolen. I wish this game had free roaming space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangrar Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Come on people I really like this thread! Granted, but the gold got stolen. I wish this game had free roaming space. granted but everyone got lost and could not find their way back to civilization I wish I had a meditation hoverchair for my consular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) granted but everyone got lost and could not find their way back to civilization I wish I had a meditation hoverchair for my consular Granted, but something went wrong with the meditation signal and your consular went completely insane. I wish I had my own Death Star. Edited February 21, 2014 by thermium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangrar Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Granted, but something went wrong with the meditation signal and your consular went completely insane. I wish I had my own Death Star. granted. You are on it when Luke fires his proton torpedo. I wish I was Batmans sidekick Robin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 granted. You are on it when Luke fires his proton torpedo. I wish I was Batmans sidekick Robin Granted, but Batman now only speaks German and you can't understand a word he's saying. I wish I had x ray vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Granted, but Batman now only speaks German and you can't understand a word he's saying. I wish I had x ray vision. Way to go Mr. Give Everyone You Look At Cancer Man. I just figured this out: Guss Tuno is yummy! I just wish I liked seafood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Way to go Mr. Give Everyone You Look At Cancer Man. I just figured this out: Guss Tuno is yummy! I just wish I liked seafood. Granted, but the seafood is spoiled. I wish I had my own city sized capitol spaceship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_evil_rozzie Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 (edited) 'Granted, but the seafood is spoiled. I wish I had my own city sized capitol spaceship. ' Granted...but it is captained by Jarr Jarr Binxs who acidently flys it into a dying sun I wish I had a baby bantha as a pet Edited February 22, 2014 by lil_evil_rozzie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 'Granted, but the seafood is spoiled. I wish I had my own city sized capitol spaceship. ' Granted...but it is captained by Jarr Jarr Binxs who acidently flys it into a dying sun I wish I had a baby bantha as a pet Granted, but the bantha eats you when it's fully grown. I wish I had a very huge mansion with an olympic pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Granted, but the bantha eats you when it's fully grown. I wish I had a very huge mansion with an olympic pool. You have a huge mansion and olympic sized pool filled with pudding. Not to mention a several-thousand heating and electric bill every month, to keep the place warm, lit, and the pudding from spoiling. Today was supposed to be Ragnarok!!! I wish I had some mead to drink while watching Vikings pillage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 You have a huge mansion and olympic sized pool filled with pudding. Not to mention a several-thousand heating and electric bill every month, to keep the place warm, lit, and the pudding from spoiling. Today was supposed to be Ragnarok!!! I wish I had some mead to drink while watching Vikings pillage. Granted, but I drank it all and you didn't get any I wish I had a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Granted, but I drank it all and you didn't get any I wish I had a horse. You may obtain the horse, but first you must lure Svaðilfari away. How, you ask? Details here, 3rd paragraph. Have fun frolicking! I wish some myths were true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyMcNeely Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I wish some myths were true. They are, but they're all from H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos. I wish I weren't as giddy about the release of Elder Scrolls Online as I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thermium Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 They are, but they're all from H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos. I wish I weren't as giddy about the release of Elder Scrolls Online as I am. Granted, memory wipe. I wish Justin Bieber would go fall in a ditch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Granted, memory wipe. I wish Justin Bieber would go fall in a ditch. Granted, but Daft Punk sees it happen and saves him. Together they go on to release several hits that play endlessly on all radio stations, despite the fact that no one actually likes the music. I wish to see a guest appearance by Obi-Wan's ghost on Marvel Agents of SHIELD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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