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1000 Ways to Die in GSF!

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05.29.2014 , 08:17 PM | #11
16) NOT targeting the gunship as soon as the freaking sky starts glowing.
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Sidenti's Avatar

05.29.2014 , 09:24 PM | #12
17) Sabotage Probe.

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05.29.2014 , 10:27 PM | #13
18 - Retro thrusting right off capital ship thinking you had barrel roll instead
19 - Grabbing speed power-up and hitting the wall 1 sec afterward.
20 - Flying into the exhaustion zone
21 - Misclicking window allowing yourself to crash into the nearest asteroid
22 - Frozen lag in mid pursuit. Sitting there with a "Here kill me now sign."
23 - Crashing into the force fields around Sat C(old days)
24 - Going into gated entrances in Kuat Mesa.
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05.29.2014 , 11:18 PM | #14
#25 parking your ship in combat for ANY reason. (non-GS)
#26 power dive into the capital when spawning thinking you have barrel roll
#27 Alt-tabbing to a web browser when you're bored of sitting on a satellite.
#28 in windowed fullscreen mode, having your cursor get stuck on your other monitor while executing a turn.

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05.30.2014 , 02:51 AM | #15
#29 Going head to head against anything with a dmg overcharge.
#30 Ignoring missile lock thinking you have your break available while it's really on cooldown.
#31 Switching ships and forgetting that you don't have distortion shields anymore.
#32 Using a gunship with only missiles and no rail guns. (It's not very practical but actually rather fun)

Mathemagica's Avatar

05.30.2014 , 03:01 AM | #16
#33 Using Barrel roll to get Damage Overcharge and crashing into the object behind because you didn't get the curve in time.

Drakkolich's Avatar

05.30.2014 , 03:10 AM | #17
#34 Panic Barrel rolling on your gunship straight toward a solid object while spamming right click thinking you'll definitely be able to stop, and scream at the screen COME ON when you don't.
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05.30.2014 , 03:14 AM | #18
35. Crashing to desktop in the last 30 seconds of a Victory because instead of pausing when your video card acts blitzy you decide you can squeeze in JUST ONE MORE KILL

36. Checking to see if the blue criss cross force fields can be flown through by flying at them full speed (daughter did this one).
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05.30.2014 , 03:57 AM | #19
37) Speccing so much turn rate on a ship it makes you dizzy.

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05.30.2014 , 05:58 AM | #20
38) Opening a window because your co-pilot farted *decompression*

Also counts for real life windows making you a sitting duck in case people don't think the above counts.