SithAriXx Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 'He was seduced by the Baconater side of the Force..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captaincr Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Healthy diets are a lie There is only Pizza After Pizza I gain bread sticks After Bread Sticks I get funnel Cake After funnel Cake I has Cheezburger After Cheezeburger my pants won't contain me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raynenred Posted June 19, 2017 Share Posted June 19, 2017 (edited) Yeah I don't know I think baras isn't all fat look at that chest he's like a barrel My guesstimate is he would prob be about 6'3" around 320 he could prob bench a smart car. And if he tackled you it would prob feel like a collision with an SUV . I try to refrain from making fun of people who's arms are bigger then my chest. Lifting Baras in a force choke could prob only be done by Vaylin. Like someone else said though his mask the face looks like Cartman from south park, it's hard to take anyone that looks like Darth Grimace seriously. It would be like serving Darth Treek the cannibal death Ewok.(after treek talked about eating people I pictured him with the little Hannibal Lector mask for ewoks) Edited June 19, 2017 by raynenred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluehufsa Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Baras is so fat because during childhood he ate his sister's meals too - search google for Darth Ekkage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saclea Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Darth Baras is so fat, is robes are used as the new Planet Prison Project Darth Baras is so fat, during Sithmas, he is the one being decorated Tatooine special Darth Baras is so fat, his eyes are the twin suns Darth Baras is so fat, when he is on Tatooine, he blocks both suns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindelmatrix Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 (edited) Tatooine special Darth Baras is so fat, his eyes are the twin suns Darth Baras is so fat, when he is on Tatooine, he blocks both suns Darth Baras is so fat, not even the twin suns are enough to give him a full body tan. Edited September 4, 2017 by Mindelmatrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogtner Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Baras' Sith code: Cake is a lie, there are only cookies. Through cookies, I gain calories. Through calories, I gain fat. Through fat, I gain obesity. Through obesity, my chair is broken. The dessert shall set me free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IoNonSoEVero Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I won't make fun of his weight, but I will wonder how or why he ever thought that armor of his was acceptable to wear in public. Seriously. It's like a two year old dressed him. Mash ten different things together, add a shirt that shows off the pot belly, and top it off with a mask that seems to be very hard to actually see out of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayhemofChaonus Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) Darth Baras gained weight during the Cold War. When his fellow Dark Lords asked him why, he said that he didn't need to train because he was too powerful. This lead to an unnatural weight gain that has unfortunately forced him to refrain from fighting on the front lines. If the Dark Lords ever need to get rid of him, they plan to have him lead an assault on Coruscant personally. That's the best roast of Darth Baras I've seen in this whole thread, and I'm not entirely sure it was intentional XD I'm reading through all these and I can't help but have the visual of all these jokes and lines being told by young Sith apprentices huddled around a small table in a private room in a DK cantina quietly laughing to themselves. It doesn't make them any less funny. Darth Baras is starring in a new production of "Moon Over Kaas City". He plays the Moon. That joke had so many levels lmao Edited September 23, 2017 by MayhemofChaonus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodolebon Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 Hey, don't you make fun of him. He could use surgery and become Darth "Gastrik" Bypass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandine Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 A shame no one expanded on Darth Baras fat jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrafnhildur Posted August 23, 2021 Share Posted August 23, 2021 I've seen a good one in Dromund Kaas chat, well (partially) about Darth Baras : in his youth, Mavrix Varad used to work as a mercenary for Baras and was payed in food, not in credits ! :D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandine Posted August 28, 2021 Share Posted August 28, 2021 I call him Darth Burgertown and I do my upmost to ruin his franchise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbomagnus Posted September 3, 2021 Share Posted September 3, 2021 The truth is that Darth Baras couldn't care less about the Jedi or the Republic; he knows the real threat to the Empire is Weight Watchers.The real reason Darth Baras wears a mask is to bypass all those 'Limit X per customer' restrictions at the grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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