DonkeyGobbler Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 This is the internet and that means everything is black and white. There are no grey areas; something is great or terrible, and that pretty much sums up the feedback given in these forums. I doubt anyone has ever stepped in here before playing the game and then gone on to purchase it. The negativity is astounding. So, to save people some time I written the following feedback template. Simply delete an option in the brackets and away you go… Dear [Bioware/you bunch of money grabbing bandits], When SWTOR was released I, like everyone else, was looking forward to finally getting my hands on an MMO where I could wield a lightsaber and force choke people! Initial impression were [good/terrible] and [although the game had some bugs/I wanted to burn down Bioware’s HQ but] I hoped things would improve. Over time, with the patches, things [got even better/depressed me to the point of unsubbing]. Here’s some feedback: I rushed to level 50 and [I’m loving the HMs, Ops and PVP/there’s no content!]. On my way I levelled my crafting skills to find that [I’ve been able to work out a lucrative niche on the GTN/everything I can craft is worthless]. Initially, I [enjoyed/hated] the fact that BiS PVE Rakata gear came from the hardest content. When this was [broken/fixed] by allowing everyone access to level 63 mods from GTN it was a step in the [wrong/right] direction. The fact that the majority of players’ characters have BiS gear, despite many never having stepped into a raid, is [absurd/great for allowing those who don’t like raiding for access to kit]. Population levels dropped after launch due to [the player base stabilising/the game being bug ridden and lacking features]. The server merges [created vibrant communities again/were badly implemented]. My original server was [okay for numbers/a ghost town]. I [kept/lost] my [unique/extremely common] character name so [it was fine/my world imploded]. I play [tank/dps/healer] and when I go into HM FPs I find the community to be [friendly/a bunch of moronic noobs]. Tanks [shouldn’t/should] guard healers! Lost Island was [a lot of fun/impossible] when it was released. People who learned the mechanics and said they cleared it [didn’t find it too difficult/were flat out lying and wiped too]. After it was [nerfed/rebalanced] a [million/couple of] times it was [no longer fun/finally possible to clear it]. I pay my subscription every month so I want [something challenging/access to everything quickly]. New content is released at a [good/snail’s] pace. I [do/don’t] understand why new content is released while there are still existing bugs. I [realise you have different teams assigned to different game aspects/cannot see any logic in this]. When the Cartel Market was released, alongside F2P, it was a clear [effort to modify the on-going development financing/a cash grab]. Amongst other things it allowed people some of the gear personalisation they’d been crying out for, while [allowing players to get the vast majority of the game for free/raking in the cash for Bioware]. The drop rate of rare items from packs is [rare, as expected/ludicrous. I bought three packs and got nothing]. F2P has been [good/a disaster] for the game. The game is full of fresh players who [wouldn’t be here otherwise/don’t deserve to share server space with me]. The Double XP weekends have [attracted more people levelling characters/really annoyed me]. I’m levelling an alt and [don’t want to/want to] run through all the missions again for the [tenth/second] time. The fact that I’m over levelled so quickly [is great/completely breaks the game]. When combined with the Ilum XP farming, it’s meant that Warzones have been awash with fresh level 50s, badly optimised in green PVE gear. To be honest, it’s been [fun killing them easily/infuriating that these exploiters have access]. In any MMO the hardest thing for the devs is class balance. I play [insert class here] and [I find things okay/you’ve nerfed me while buffing everyone else]. As it stands, my class is [viable across the board/a liability and no-one would take us in their team]. It could be [worse/better], take a look at WoW. In writing this I’m letting you know [what a good job you’re doing/that I’m clearly better qualified to run the game’s development than you are]. Regards, A [happy subscriber/furious keyboard smashing ex-subscriber]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qvasar Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) This thread made me [laugh/sick]. Edited March 25, 2013 by Qvasar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KariTalRathe Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Excellent. I'm definitely rating this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 This thread was very [useful/pointless] and I hope the OP [creates more form letters/quits in a wave of hate]. [Kind regards/I hate everything.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stressfire Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 This thread made me [laugh/sick]. Made me lol - personally, I'm liking the double xp weekends if for no other reason than it's possible to find a group in GF for mid-level FPs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrobearx Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Excellent. I'm definitely rating this thread agreed;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atramar Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Worst/Best thread ever. You are Troll/Sir. I hope you Burn in hell/Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helig Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Should be stickied TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlatheadMonster Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Very well done thread. Highly entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyGobbler Posted March 25, 2013 Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 I 'm glad a portion of my morning was used productively, because it certainly wasn't used working... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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