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Worst Star Wars Quotes To Use In Bed 2.0


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To prevent a necro-thread I'm recreating the older one.

 

As the title states, state what you this is the worst Star Wars quote to use in bed and who said it (if you know) or what the source was.

 

Sources:

Episodes 1 - 6

Any of the comics / graphic novels / books

Any of the Star Wars shows that have been made over the years

Any Star Wars video games

 

I'll start....

 

THEY ARE REAL TO MEEEEEE !

- Cloned Galen Marak, The Force Unleashed II

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Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! - Han Solo, ANH

You were right about one thing master. . . the negotiations were short. - Obi-Wan Kenobi, TPM

At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time? - Biggs Darklighter, ANH

Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way? - Princess Leia, ANH

Get your toe out of my ear! - Han Solo, ANH radio drama from National Public Radio

I guess you don't know everything about women. - Princess Leia, ESB

I thought they smelled bad on the outside! - Han Solo, ESB

This deal is getting worse all the time! - Lando Calrissian, ESB

Short help's better than no help at all. - Han Solo, RotJ

 

And finally, my number one (and should be the most obvious)

 

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? - Princess Leia, ANH

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"I've got a bad feeling about this."- More charaters in Star Wars movies games and books than I want to list.

 

"When I left you I was but a student now I am the master." ANH Vader

 

"I am your father."- ESB Vader

 

"I'd rather kiss a wookee." -Leia ESB

 

"I Love you."

"I know." -Han and Leia ESB & ROTJ

 

"Good kid don't get cocky." -ANH Han

 

"Don't make me kill you."-ROTS Vader

 

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Han Solo: Chewie and I'll take care of this, you stay here.

 

The Emperor: In time you will call *me* master.

 

Luke: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.

Yoda: You will be. You... will... be.

 

Luke: You're lucky you don't taste very good.

 

Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, fly boy.

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"You've got something jammed in here real good." -ANH

 

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." -ANH

 

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" -ANH

 

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." -ANH

 

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." -ESB

 

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" -ESB

 

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here." -ESB

 

"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." -ESB

 

"Hurry up, golden-rod..." -ESB

 

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" -ESB

 

"Possible he came in through the south entrance." -ESB

 

"Control, control! You must learn control!" -ESB

 

"Hey, point that thing someplace else." -RTJ

 

"I never knew I had it in me." -RTJ

 

"There is good in him, I've felt it." -RTJ

 

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie." -RTJ

 

"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." -RTJ

 

"Back door, huh? Good idea!" -RTJ

 

"She's gonna blow!" -RTJ

 

"I think you'll fit in nicely." -RTJ

 

"Rise, my friend." -RTJ

 

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

 

Vader: "My son is with them."

Emperor: "Are you sure?"

Vader: "I have... felt him... my master"

Emperor: "...strange that I have not..."

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"What a piece of junk!" - Luke, ANH

 

“Look, good against remotes is one thing, good against the living, that’s something else.” - Han Solo, ANH

 

“This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn’t have a plan for getting out?” - Leia, ANH

 

“Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we’re gonna have company!” - Han Solo, ANH

 

“You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!” - Han Solo, ANH

 

(and someone had to say it, so...)

 

"May the Force be with us."

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So. . . many. . . misquotes. . .

 

"When I left you I was but a student now I am the master." ANH Vader

 

When I left you, I was the but the learner. Now I am the master."

 

"I'd rather kiss a wookee." -Leia ESB

 

I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.

 

"Good kid don't get cocky." -ANH Han

 

That's great! Don't get cocky!

 

"Don't make me kill you."-ROTS Vader

 

Don't make me destroy you.

 

"Me, the boy, and the two droids, no questions asked."-Obi Wan Kenobi.

 

Myself, the boy, two droids. . . and no questions asked.

 

"I think you'll fit in nicely." -RTJ

 

I think you'll fill in nicely. (Which actually makes this one more appropriate to the thread's theme, if you think about it. . .)

 

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

 

Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!

 

Also, Luke never said "You're my sister, Leia." What he said was:

 

The Force is strong in my family. I have it, may father has it. . . my sister has it. Yes, it's you, Leia.

 

Yes, I'm THAT guy.

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'It's not my fault...' Han. ESB

'Finally, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi,' Darth Maul PM.

'You're not actually thinking of going in there!!??' Leia ESB (about the asteroid field)

'With the blast shield down I can't see a thing' Luke ANH

'You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting' Obi-Wan ANH

'I'm going in!!!' random rebel pilot.

'I can see there's no fooling you Anakin' Qui-Gon PM

 

The most obvious

 

'That's no moon' Obi-Wan ANH

 

Fanboys, I apologize if my quotes are not 100% dead accurate. Get a life if you're going to go through and correct them.

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"I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt." episode 1

" I can't do it, Mom. I just can't do it." Anakin, episode 1

"You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?" Padme episode 1

"Something's happening. I'm not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn't." Anakin, episode 3

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Luke: Come with me. Leave everything behind.

 

Luke: Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments.

 

Han Solo: Here's where the fun begins.

 

Han Solo: What're you lookin' at? I know what I'm doin'.

 

The Emperor: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

 

Princess Leia: I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay?

 

Obi-Wan: I have something here for you

 

Obi-Wan: This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.

 

Stormtrooper: Do you know what's going on?

 

Han: Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot more heavily guarded places than this.

 

Lando Calrissian: Here goes nothing.

 

Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.

 

Luke: So. You got your reward and you're just leaving, then?

 

Princess Leia: [to Han] I knew there was more to you than money!

 

Han: You know, sometimes I amaze even myself

 

C-3PO: I never knew I had it in me.

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