GRINnBARRETT Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 (edited) Day Before Yesterday: "Master, it seems that the Empire and Republic forces are not actually fighting each other in the Battle of Ilum". The SUpreme Chancellor: "What we need is more incentive for them to engage each other rather than watch each other take turns shooting 360 degree rockets at the armor. We must win that battle". Master Consular: "I will enter the field of battle and negotiate terms. They will see reason; negotiations will be short." :t_angel:Padawan: "I have a bad feeling about this". T7-01: "*&%@_@*#$%&()&)&_##*$*" : "Yes, that's a good idea. Proceed immediately". Today Tomorrow: :t_angel:Padawan (via holo): "Sir. the battle was a massacre. The Empire has routed us in every way! The battle is lost, even the taxi driver was killed. I am the only survivor and I hid under a pile of bodies. The lightning sir...it was everywhere!". : "Oh dear"! : "What of the Jedi? Did she make it"? :t_angel:Padawan (via holo): "Apparently she succeed in making contact, but she was instantly consumed by a massive lightning storm. I don't think she suffered...for long. It was hard to tell; I was only getting 6 FPS on my field binoculars". : "How could this have happened? I sent at least a platoon of seasoned soldiers and a Master Jedi! Speak up at once"! :t_angel:Padawan (via holo): " The negotiations started fine, but then there was blaster fire...I think the bounty hunter shot first. Then we got ambushed. They attacked from everywhere. It was a sea of red names sir" : "So the Jedi was wrong about everything". :t_angel:Padawan: "My master was right about one thing; the negotiations were short". : "Peace is a lie. Inform the forces that we will make changes immediately so this never happens again". I love this game. Edited January 19, 2012 by GRINnBARRETT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdi_knght Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 (edited) T7-01: "*&%@_@*#$%&()&)&_##*$*" : "Yes, that's a good idea. Proceed immediately". I lolled. Edited January 19, 2012 by jdi_knght Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnesium Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Good stuff! I laugh now but will cry later as I remember yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepradda Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Haha, awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koratlt Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Haha nice one m8 i enyoed this, so true ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolbass Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 At least someone still has a sense of humor in theese dark days). Good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sw_dragon Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 even the taxi driver was killed i did lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadlydodo Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 At least someone still has a sense of humor in theese dark days). Good job. Dark days? I have one char, a republic trooper level 50. I loved it =D Huge war on Ilum reminds me of my days fighting for castles in L2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shortcake Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Dark days? I have one char, a republic trooper level 50. I loved it =D Huge war on Ilum reminds me of my days fighting for castles in L2 so it reminds you of a mediocre game i'd say thats not a good thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebannaw Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 so it reminds you of a mediocre game i'd say thats not a good thing You're just one stupid *** troll comment after another aren't you? *********** hipster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highfives Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 All of Swtor is a joke now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perryisjedihalp Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 It's funny because it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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