XaporKux Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 (edited) ... Your healer thinks that he/she is the tank! Your tank thinks we can take on 5 mobs at once!! I'm sure you guys have loads more funnies! This is just a bit of fun, feel free to add, keep it clean. You know when your in trouble when... Edited September 18, 2012 by XaporKux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpoeMeister Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 a Pyrotech PT just throws around taunts in FP's because it's in his PvP rotations... People think space is cold and tend to stay in elemental (or any) AoE just for warming up... Sith Warriors Force Leap the first thing they see while the Operatives are still recuperating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atramar Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 (edited) when you start boss fight in ops and 2 healers arent moving when tank during pull says on TS ' uh-oh' when your wife calls you by your full name and sounds like your mother. Edited September 14, 2012 by Atramar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryRow Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 When you PUG someone for an operation and they say, "How do I get there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirdthestrill Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 ... when you discover that your "Tank" is actually a sentinel who THINKS he's a tank. ... when no one else in your guild is on at the same time as you for more than a month straight (I'm a very casual player, and prefer joining small guilds. the first one was from some real-life friends who mmo hop, and I don't know what happened to the second one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 ...when your healer is drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleprock Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 when you glance around and notice your pvp team is made up of all pre- level 20s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauska Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 When you hear your tank snoring on Vent after he pulls the endboss (this actually happened to me in WoW, during our drunken Friday night oldskool raids, good times!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aedey Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 .. When the tank comes into a PUG & asks "What's a taunt?" .. When the healer is in level 37 gear on a HMFP. .. When the DPS asks if he should be using taunt after the tank asks what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatghost Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 ...when you tell your PUG that you're going to CC and they all ask you where CC is and how long you'll be gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorroazul Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 When suddenly your forehead smash your keyboard and then you remember you're supposed to tank a HMFP instead of falling asleep. Sadly, a true personal experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legolegion Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 when in huttball the ball carrier goes the wrong way done it once:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaoticDynamite Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 When your standing at mid in Civil War and all the sudden the green turret turns to red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legolegion Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 when no calls incoming untill after they have died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AelixVII Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 (edited) When you forget the LFG feature sometimes tags you as Tank/Healer when you're DPS only and you join a group thinking the queue was awfully quick... Edited September 15, 2012 by AelixVII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legolegion Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 when you enter a level 50 wazone and some has zero experise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) ...when your teammate is level 50 and just now realize they have a CC. ...when your guardian tank says to you, "you know, i find that i hold agro better when i use all my skills instead of just slash." yes, both have happened to me. Edited September 16, 2012 by happysister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desiirea Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 What do you mean I'm not a tank!?! I can bubble and force speed and half their team piles on me and beats me as soon as that golden cuddle puddle lands on the ground!!! That mean I'm a tank. RAWR! WTH do you mean that means I'm suppose to be 'a healer'... what part of half their team piles on me and beats me while I try to soak up the damage did you not..... forget it. I quit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magdalane Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 When you get an 8k crit heal and think YES! only to realize you've just pulled boss aggro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeniyagyu Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) ...When your tank in a lowbieFP needs, THEN puts on a Crit/Surge item. (-Facepalm-) [We were in Maelstrom Prison] ...When you notice a level 17 Jedi Knight in Hammer Station (Yes, I actually had to show him how to get his advance class. I thought he was doing an ironman type thing, lol) Edited September 16, 2012 by jeniyagyu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 When you're doing Mandalorian Raiders as a DPS Guardian, with a Tank Shadow and a DPS Sentinel, and your healing commando goes, "Oh, I forgot I'm not specced for healing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 ...when a commando needs on a sage belt. ...when your tank hides behind the DPS, afraid to attack first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishraArtificer Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 ...when your tank hides behind the DPS, afraid to attack first.The only reason I (as the tank) usually attack SECOND is because the party leader is usually the DPS, and gets whiny if I don't let them tag the first target. (I usually don't mind...concentrated/combined fire works wonders in my groups!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysister Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 The only reason I (as the tank) usually attack SECOND is because the party leader is usually the DPS, and gets whiny if I don't let them tag the first target. (I usually don't mind...concentrated/combined fire works wonders in my groups!) i've never been in a group where the DPS insisted on attacking first.... that just makes it harder on the tank since he has to try harder to pull agro off the DPS, and it makes it harder on the healer because now he has to worry about making sure the squishy DPS doesn't die in the first 5 seconds of the fight since he has all the agro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishraArtificer Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 i've never been in a group where the DPS insisted on attacking first.... that just makes it harder on the tank since he has to try harder to pull agro off the DPS, and it makes it harder on the healer because now he has to worry about making sure the squishy DPS doesn't die in the first 5 seconds of the fight since he has all the agro.This is where Storm/Jet Charge come in, immediately followed up by a Sticky Grenade. I've almost never had problems keeping mobs attention this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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