Funny lines only, please.

My SI responding to House Thul suddenly being betrayed.

 

(paraphrasing the first line)

 

Thul: But he was a loyal noble to my family for generations!

 

Me: I find a man's best oath of loyalty his first-born son in shackles.

 

Or a quest on Taris with an Imperial who just ranted about his problems with a convoy.

 

Me: So put down some mines and check back in a week.

 

I love the SI male vo.

I hope this was not posted yet.

 

On the ship of Jedi Knight by C2-N2: Everytime I see you return from a mission, I thank the maker I wasn't designed for combat.

I hope this was not posted yet.

 

On the ship of Jedi Knight by C2-N2: Everytime I see you return from a mission, I thank the maker I wasn't designed for combat.

 

2VR8 has similiar quotes.

T7-01: "T7 = practicing marksmanship // Jedi = will be impressed"

T7-01: "Enemy = eliminated // T7 = hero!"

 

i dont know why, but all of T7's comments crack me up

Not really a line from the game but caught this one in general chat, I guess in response to the gold seller mail (I'll keep the player anonymous for his or her own safety):

 

"Those nigerian ewoks are always asking for my bank details.. I told them no monies unless they send me a lock of their fur."

"I'm not cute, I'm deadly"

 

Sith Inquisitor line,

Edited March 10, 2012 by XGSTAR

WARNING SPOILERS!!!

 

Dunno if this has been covered but:

 

Guy who you report to on korriban whos son has died:

 

"of course he did, I will keep his bones to remind me of my shame"

 

and

 

Sith Warrior class quest at about dromund kaas when darth baras is torturing that guy and you ask baras if theres a problem

 

"who would ask such a stupid question, clearly there's a problem here"

 

got a video link to it

 

Bets line so far is on Corelia with Jeasa as a SW. There will be a part near the last are that you enter and she will say. " Ahh the smell of death. Its truely exilerating. I think I will add my own smell" Then she farts.

 

 

No not the fart but the rest is real.

"I'd rather see Alderaan blasted into space debris than handed over to the Empire."

 

Not to sure if that was the exact quote but it did have me on my bed laughing soooo hard

I think Jaasa did fuart in that scene.

Sith Inquisitor: Yes yes yes... you send me into a tomb hoping I die but I come back and prove you wrong.

Guss: I'm healing you with Jedi powers!

 

*guss heals his friend with a med-tech device*

 

Smuggler: uh huh you sure do heal with jedi powers.

 

*chuckles*

"*After receiving a shot in the Smuggler's leg...*

 

Aaaaw! You scum sucking son of a Hutt!"

 

 

"Surrender or die, those are your options.

 

There is a third option: go to hell!"

 

 

"*After Shocking some pirate...*

 

Damn Crazy Sith...

 

I tend to get carried away"

 

 

"Hey, uh... look, lay off the ligtning this time, ok

 

It's so much fun *Shocking her... again*"

 

"Major: Enough! We don't need his help!

 

Let me remind you of the dark side's power, Major

 

*After shocking him...*

 

Another Imp Guy: Enough... save it for the Republic"

 

"Look, I like you well enough. I think we can work together.

 

Next time, I'll **** your tongue out"

 

Edited March 11, 2012 by XGSTAR

This had me laughing so hard I was crying, it was so unexpected from my Inquisitor.

 

 

Andronikos got a big kick out of it, the only thing that could have made it better would have been him hiding a laugh or a grin, or maybe a facepalm.

Balmorra:

 

Cave 52 Imp Soldier (paraphrase)

 

"Theres nothing better than gassed rebels running out of a cave into the blasters of your battalion...

 

Except sunrises, but you have to get up early for that".

The Sith side quest where you kill the rebel colonel and make fun of him as he lays dying by doing a bad impersonation of his southern drawl and says something like

 

"I'm laying her dying after leading a toyally worthless and useless gesture against the Empire" or something like that.

 

It's a hoot.

Just found a smuggler one on Taris. Beryl tells you about Zone Zero and if you pick the flirt option:

 

You: No man should go into battle without a kiss for good luck

Beryl: I'll ask Argo (the droid) but he's real picky about his men

Skavak to his 'girlfriend' who had just trapped me in her ship and was hiding behind a laser bolt protection shield.

 

Skavak: And what are you using to run that shield?

Girlfriend: A personal generator

Skavak: You do know those only last like seven minutes, right?

 

*Shield suddenly begins to vanish*

 

Girlfriend: Uh oh. What am I going to do?

 

 

Smuggler: Aww too many big words in the intructions?

 

 

 

 

laughed so hard at this i called my wife over and replayed it for her.

Skavak to his 'girlfriend' who had just trapped me in her ship and was hiding behind a laser bolt protection shield.

 

Skavak: And what are you using to run that shield?

Girlfriend: A personal generator

Skavak: You do know those only last like seven minutes, right?

 

*Shield suddenly begins to vanish*

 

Girlfriend: Uh oh. What am I going to do

Smuggler: Aww too many big words in the interactions

 

 

laughed so hard at this i called my wife over and replayed it for her.

I Just MUST make a smuggler! I lol at all the quotes.

My cheeks feel stiff after reading this thread. )

Lord yes, the smugglers content wins hands down. There was one interaction between my smuggler and some activist on Nar Shaddah. She was kinda dim and the smuggler completely played her. Corso looks at me and says, "You have GOT to show me how you do that!"

One of my favourite lines is when a male sith inquisitor is bored with a conversation. He replies with a 'Yaaawwwwwwnnn".

One of my favourite lines is when a male sith inquisitor is bored with a conversation. He replies with a 'Yaaawwwwwwnnn".

 

After I got my inquisitor to level 50, I realized how incredibly misleading he is. I still can't get the line out my head "Murder and mayhem await!"