Kikilicious Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES THEY BURN LIKE THE FIRES OF A BILLION SUPERNOVAS WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!? Because I want to make some of my companions (Skadge, becaus he's rude and Malavi because he's a traitor) wear them as punishment, so I ran with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 Darth Baras ALWAYS has a cookie in hand. In fact, he's always eating one every time my Warrior speaks to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Nala Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 (edited) Darth Baras is what gives a restaurant its power. He is a customer who eats more than all living things. His appetite surrounds us and penetrates our menus; he binds the dining world together. -- Sith chef to an apprentice Edited October 3, 2012 by Master-Nala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Darth Nihilus is what Darth Baras is aiming for. He just cannot figure out how to do it with force so he tries to eat all the worlds one meal at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I don't always eat every single thing in sight........... .....but when I do, I remind people that I'm Darth Baras.... Stay Hungry My Friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome. OH GOD I'm BLIND!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 OH GOD I'm BLIND!!!! The brain bleach does nothing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikilicious Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 (edited) the brain bleach does nothing!!! I rule you all with my distorted thought process. Muahahaha. Edited October 6, 2012 by Kikilicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tolaf Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Darth Baras eats so much that he makes Darth Nihilus say, D***! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanKnight Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I didn't even know about the baras jokes until I found this forum. Thank you so much, these make me rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSStember Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 My daughter calls him, "Darth Cartman" "Respect mah authoritah!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird_of_Thunder Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 When Baras dies, the warrior had to keep reigniting the lightsaber when he stabbed Baras to get through all the layers of fat. If you watch it in slow-motion, you can see the lightsaber a little bit opening and closing really fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Darth Baras once entered an eating contest with Khem Val. Khem lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 I rule you all with my distorted thought process. Muahahaha. Luv ya, Kiki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natashina Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 (edited) Darth Cartman, of course. Thanks again Captain, you've got another voice stuck in my head! When I level my mara, all I'll be able to hear is Cartman. With random characters as Macho Man. Darth Baras is so fat that his Academy graduation photo was an orbital shot. Darth Baras took a Hutt as a lover once. The Hutt did the Walk of Shame back to Nar Shaddar. Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome. "Do a little dance! Make a lil love! Get down tonight!" You know Baras would have a killer strut. Edited October 10, 2012 by natashina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turjake Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Even Chuck Norris would not go between Baras and his meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Darth Baras is the only sith lord to have a light fork. Darth Baras refused to believe that a pie eating contest was not part of the Sith Trials. Darth Baras is banned from Huttball for roasting marshmallows over the flame pits. Darth Baras' stims are filled with chocolate milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkondo Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Boba Fett had Darth Baras sit on the sarlacc pit so he would stop falling in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Darth baras is an accepted scientific cause of both gravitational anomalies and the "Where did all the food in the house go?" effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Darth baras is an accepted scientific cause of both gravitational anomalies and the "Where did all the food in the house go?" effect. also the prime suspect behind a sweeping epidemic of Fridge doors ripped off their hinges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Darth Baras/Cartman/Tubby/Tubs/Fatso vs. Darth Isaac http://www.swtor.com/community/showthread.php?t=543095 Crack fic ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpetNut Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (edited) This Baras thing is hilarious. I was playing sith warrior and my girlfriend came over. I was in a convo with Baras and he was walking. My Girlfriend was like: What the heck is he playing now?!?!? then baras started yelling. I was like, Facepalm.:D:D:D:D So I couldnt resist and now.... I have a darth Baras character:eek: I need help with it so come to the darth baras character thread or to find it search the word "Baras" THx! Edited October 16, 2012 by TrumpetNut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Darth Baras is soo fat he needs two offhand shieds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Darth Baras went to Tatooine once when the planet was lush and fertile. Then he got thirsty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Darth Baras went to Tatooine once when the planet was lush and fertile. Then he got thirsty.... No no, thats not what happened. When Darth Baras went to Tatooine his extra gravitational pull yanked in another star from a nearby system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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