Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) I know that this has been done before, but I loved reading all of the ideas people have for these books so why not start it up again. Here are some ideas to start off. The art of control: How to keep your apprentice from throwing you down a reactor core shaft. By Palpatine Difficult choices: choosing between your son and the man eletrocuting him. By Darth Vader How to become one with the Force. By Cin Drallig with an intro from a majority of his students That's to start us off. Edited May 1, 2012 by Aurbere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) I would by the 3rd one, why not? Seems legit. Anyway How to chase down a bike on the back of a beast: by Obi-Wan How to cope with finding out your real father, is a dark lord of the sith by Luke Skywalker Edited May 1, 2012 by Wolfninjajedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 I would by the 3rd one, why not? Seems legit. Anyway How to chase down a bike on the back of a beast: by Obi-Wan How to cope with finding out your real father, is a dark lord of the sith by Luke Skywalker lol. Your sig made me think of that 3rd one. I was thinking about it and I burst out laughing, scared everyone in the house too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemmingLeader Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Wookie music. I'll pass. "Leadership: Cultivating A Competitive Workplace Spirit" by Darth Vader "The Porkins Diet! Bringing Back The Slimmer You!" by Porkins of the famed Red Squadron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Wookie music. I'll pass. "The Porkins Diet! Bringing Back The Slimmer You!" by Porkins of the famed Red Squadron that book must have been written close to death or posthumously. A book that I would not read for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "incest is best" a collaboration by luke and leia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 "incest is best" a collaboration by luke and leia You beat me to it. I was going to put something along those lines up too. Here's one by Ben Kenobi: Seeing the truth from a certain point of view. Lying about family connections to save the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) The Art of Trap Spotting, by Admiral Ackbar. The Politics of War, by Grand Moff Tarkin. Eecha Koota, by Wicket. Edited May 1, 2012 by dazednconfuzed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 (edited) Here are 3 I WOULD buy in a heartbeat: Proactive Self-Defense by Han Solo. How to Troll Effectively by Obi-Wan Kenobi. How to Get the Redhead of Your Dreams by Luke Skywalker. Edited May 1, 2012 by Captain_Zone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 How to Get the Redhead of Your Dreams by Luke Skywalker. Ha! I'm with you on this one But shouldn't it be How to Get the Redhead of Your Nightmares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Rebel Scum: The Art of Insults, by Unnamed Imperial Officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniperrecon Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A book on how to stop a planet with your nose. By Chewbacca. A book on design flaws of the Death Star and AT-AT by the cheif designers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemmingLeader Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "Rags to Riches! How You Too Can Take Over The Galaxy!" by Darth Sidious... only for the truly ambitious. "Puddles of Tears: Poetry For The Angst Ridden" by Anakin Skywalker "Padme and Anakin, Luke and Leia, or How My Family Tree Almost Got Screwed Up" by Jacen Solo, and foreward by Han Solo. "Effective Bounty Hunting Techniques" by Greedo "Who Moved My Legs?" by Darth Maul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Ha! I'm with you on this one But shouldn't it be How to Get the Redhead of Your Nightmares? Nah. She was pretty much the only girl he ever got with. So of course she's the redhead of his dreams. Now, as to the 3 books I would never buy: Daddy Issues: FInding Out Your Father Tried to Kill You During the Death Star Run by Luke Skywalker My Sister KISSED ME!!! also by Luke Skywalker Surviving Jabba's Palace by Oola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 The Art of Trap Spotting, by Admiral Ackbar. The Politics of War, by Grand Moff Tarkin. Eecha Koota, by Wicket. The art of trap spotting... hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Rebel Scum: The Art of Insults, by Unnamed Imperial Officer. With the sequel Bounty Hunters: why we don't need their scum. By the same officers who wrote Rebel Scum: The Art of Insults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 "Rags to Riches! How You Too Can Take Over The Galaxy!" by Darth Sidious... only for the truly ambitious. "Puddles of Tears: Poetry For The Angst Ridden" by Anakin Skywalker "Padme and Anakin, Luke and Leia, or How My Family Tree Almost Got Screwed Up" by Jacen Solo, and foreward by Han Solo. "Effective Bounty Hunting Techniques" by Greedo "Who Moved My Legs?" by Darth Maul All of these are hilarious. Good stuff. I'd read the one by Greedo just for kicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Nah. She was pretty much the only girl he ever got with. So of course she's the redhead of his dreams. Now, as to the 3 books I would never buy: Daddy Issues: FInding Out Your Father Tried to Kill You During the Death Star Run by Luke Skywalker My Sister KISSED ME!!! also by Luke Skywalker Surviving Jabba's Palace by Oola Surviving Jabba's palace. Add in a foreward by Jabba and were good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 Here's a few more. Blaster ready, how to take out a scout trooper from behind. by Han Solo Reactor core safety and thermal exhaust shielding. by the Death Star tech teams How to fight a blind man. by Boba Fett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 you beat me to it. I was going to put something along those lines up too. Here's one by ben kenobi: Seeing the truth from a certain point of view. Lying about family connections to save the galaxy. lol ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 "dead or alive, the never ending argument" by boba fett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBentOne Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I Hate Sand, But Love You: a romance novel by Annie Skywalker Moon-Jitsu: advanced techniques to battle rouge moons. By Chewbacca Win friends and confuse the rest: Jar-Jars’ guide to effective speaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 "dead or alive, the never ending argument" by boba fett I bet Boba Fett's laughing wherever he is at the people arguing over his fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaEkotte Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Great sig Eillack. Why Was the Second Death Star Also Destroyed? By: The Same People Who Built the First Death Star. Not a book, but How I Meet and Kill Your Mother By: Darth Vader, with an Introduction from the Emperor titled, How to Arrange a Marrige to Take Over the Galaxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 I Hate Sand, But Love You: a romance novel by Annie Skywalker Moon-Jitsu: advanced techniques to battle rouge moons. By Chewbacca Win friends and confuse the rest: Jar-Jars’ guide to effective speaking. Moon-Jitsu. Awesome. And Jar Jar's guide to speaking. Yeah, no way will I buy that. Unless I want to sound like a fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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