fdbgjfdhjgkjdhsg Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 I remember on hutta with my bounty hunter I cut of a guy's head and brought it to his wife and my BH says "I think this belongs to you". Woman: "SCREAM.......". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdbgjfdhjgkjdhsg Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) This other bounty hunter line and action cracked me up too, when I was on quesh getting arrested by the jedi: jedi master over Holo: "remove the Hunter 's weapons CAREFULLY Padwan, you never know what tricks they have up their sleeves". (Padwan grabs my gun so my bounty hunter grabs her arm, flips her over my shoulder and shoots her). She was one pathetic jedi lol. My other favorite was when I punched a nobleman in the face and Mako laughed while I was on Alderane. Edited December 19, 2013 by fdbgjfdhjgkjdhsg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xakthul Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 This other bounty hunter line and action cracked me up too, when I was on quesh getting arrested by the jedi: jedi master over Holo: "remove the Hunter 's weapons CAREFULLY Padwan, you never know what tricks they have up their sleeves". (Padwan grabs my gun so my bounty hunter grabs her arm, flips her over my shoulder and shoots her). She was one pathetic jedi lol. My other favorite was when I punched a nobleman in the face and Mako laughed while I was on Alderane. This part is funny. That's right after the "You will realize what a complete idiot you are" bit, right? Also, Mako is the hardest companion for me to gain affection with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangerdroid Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Hutta mission What do you expect me to do, go in there disguised as a cleaning droid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evgen Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 //THREAD INTERRUPT// Also, Mako is the hardest companion for me to gain affection with. That's because Mako is under the delusion that Bounty Hunting is some kind of noble profession like law enforcement, and that you only capture bad guys. //THREAD RESUME// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThrottleFox Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Congratulations! We have found THE funniest line in game! ...from the bounty hunter story: Jedi: *waves hand* you will drop your weapons and surrender. Bounty hunter: *waves hand* you will realize what a complete idiot you are. I would have to agree, I did get a FRAPS of this and I'll share, much funnier when seen Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorei Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Nomen Karr: I shall honor Hirosho and his men's lives by dedicating myself to thwarting you and your master. SW: I'm sure they feel better about dying now. I just love that line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexandrous Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 (edited) Funniest line in the game? The foundry. Fighting HK-47 "Prejudice. Set to maximum" Jaesa Willsaam dark side when leaving Makeb orbital station "now that's a long fall. its a shame we didn't keep any mercenaries around to march over the precipice" Jaessa makes me chuckle here. couldn't help thinking 'thats just mean.' Edited December 24, 2013 by Lexandrous improving answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshlaBoga Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 //THREAD INTERRUPT// That's because Mako is under the delusion that Bounty Hunting is some kind of noble profession like law enforcement, and that you only capture bad guys. //THREAD RESUME// Yeah, I actually killed my Mako and replaced her with Coral. It's much better that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorei Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Questgiver: "The Empire needs you. I need you. Long live the Emperor, right?" SI: "I don't plan on letting him live too long." Questgiver: "And then you'd be the Emperor, right? So long live the Emperor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asden Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 SI: "I want robes made of Solid Gold and my name screamed from mountaintops of Nar Shaddaa!" It's funny because there not any mountaintops on Nar Shaddaa anywhere it is huge planet with buildings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzzaFuzza Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 "An empty hand, can only slap" - Servant 2. Don't know why, but it made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddballEasyEight Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Yeah, I actually killed my Mako and replaced her with Coral. It's much better that way. You can do that?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFTravis Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Vette (on Tatooine): "If we don't get out of the sun soon, I'm gonna turn purple." Makes me wonder if she says anything different when you don't choose one of the blue-skinned options for her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthDymond Posted December 25, 2013 Share Posted December 25, 2013 Khem Val in the casino: "I have a great sabaac face. Just kidding, I hate sabbac" So out of the blue and unexpected it had me stunned, then laughing like crazy. The entire Sith Warrior "You don't eat what you kill?" exchange, between his lines and the reactions from the gangsters it's just one of the funniest interactions I've seen in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak_fireraker Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Trooper: Nar Shadaa entering Casino Imperial Officer: Impossible! Throw down your weapons. Republic Scum! You have no idea what you've done, breaking in here. Trooper: I'm Sorry, the guy at the front desk must have made a mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eislor Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 On my Jedi Sage : While I was making an approach to start a conversation with a republic admiral : " A Jedi ? Well, paint me blue and call me Chiss. " I ran into this line before while playing a Jedi Knight and I thought it was funny. However when my Chiss Jedi Consular met the Admiral it took on a whole new level of funny for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATAMIANM Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Ran into this one on my Agent the other day, after you save Corellia for the Empire. Darth Decimus has just given the Agent a medal for her efforts. He asks her if she has anything to add after [raising her. Agent: I just won a whole planet for you. Show me your complete admiration. Darth Decimus: I'm sorry, we're all out of medals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velasong Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 jedi consular after being asked to do something dangerous "beats dealing with this guilt trip" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerex_Kildron Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 How do you know I'm not a colicoid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JattaGin Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 Not the funniest line in game, but the most recent funny one I found (just yesterday). My agent was doing the Taris bonus series which is basically nothing else but: go there, kill xx amounts of yy, then come back. I'm transcribing from my memory: Major Orpharya: Infiltrating the pirates' camp was downright suicide. How did you make it? Agent: I made a bomb out of a durasteel tin-opener and some jawa-juice. And then... [fade to black] Major Orpharya: This is the most non-credible explanation I have ever heard. But thank you. I wonder what jawa-juice is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velasong Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 republic taris bonus series *something blows up after pressing a few buttons and everyone panics* "wow.there's useless,then there's you people" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak_fireraker Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 I came across this conversation & it had me rolling: Location: On Tavis's secret ship & about to disable & steal *confiscate* his cloaking device Tavis (via holo projection): I have to thank you for working this little meeting into your busy schedule. It took me some trouble to arrange. Trooper: In the name of the Republic I order you to surrender! Tavis: Ya know... you're so threatening over holo that I might even consider it. Let me get back to you later. (further into the conversation after several justifications of his traitorous companions...) Tavis: They were Heroes, Lieutenant! Trooper: If you need a moment to cry, I can call back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_biddan_ Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 You can do that?!?!?! no. too short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grayseven Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 "I love assassinating assassins, they always look so surprised." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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