A fun little Forum game.

 

 

Just start off like: If I lived in SW I would....

 

 

 

I'll start

 

If I Lived in Star Wars, I would crush Jar Jar with a moon and let Chewie Live.

I would do spice and have my way with Twi'lek slave girls till I ended up in a very early grave from a space VD Edited February 6, 2012 by Liquidacid

I would get myself a ship and sell prosthetic limbs on every single planet.

 

That would cement my reputation as an intergalactic arms dealer (budum tish).

I woud be bounty hunter flying with jetpack and shooting with 2 blasters all day! ,D Then off to Cantina to get some alien chiick (hot) with 3 *****

 

 

But pref humans mostly hehe ^^

Edited February 6, 2012 by mikegoist

I would overthrow the Empire from the inside with my order of assassins.

I would get myself a ship and sell prosthetic limbs on every single planet.

 

That would cement my reputation as an intergalactic arms dealer (budum tish).

 

Jedi with Twelve Squads of Republic soldiers: Sir we got a tip from an anonymous source that your an Intergalactic Arms Dealer? I'm sorry but come quietly and no one has to get hurt.

 

Gomla: Yes sir, but don't you want to see my wares first? *holds up G65-DF Duros prosthetic arm*

 

Jedi: *Facepalm* How I am I gonna explain this to the Council?

 

*Suddenly the Jedi's padawan walks through doors with a smoking stump for an arm*

 

Padawan: Master...err...I got into some trouble with another Sith Acolyte.

 

Jedi*turns to Gomla with serious face*: I'll take 12.

 

Gomla:

 

 

 

 

Nice.

Edited February 6, 2012 by Rohanshot

Would enlist in starfleet.. oh wait, wrong universe

 

 

I would sell death sticks & Twi'Leks, Have a wookie companion and a fugly ship that's still somehow the fastest in the galaxy

i's become a famous holo star and fly around the galaxy in a space yacht. i'd pickup alien girls on every planet.

I'd prove that OJ did it. And I'd use my force abilities to revive Leslie Nielsen. And I'd probably open a few Taco Bells. Edited February 6, 2012 by Gantoris_Aym

1. Gather up an army

 

2. Go to Hoth

 

3. Domestic Tauntauns

 

4. Put armor on the tauntauns, each trooper is assigned a tauntaun and is strongly encouraged to form a bond.

 

5. Make a base much like Echo Base

 

6. Become known as the army which rides tauntauns into battle and works for credits.

I would start a support group for high ranking Imperial officers who are Lesbians. We would call it "Moff Divers".

I would make sure my descendants get the heck off Alderaan.

I'd be a freelance mercenary with a fast ship and a price on my head. And because I'm not wild about fur I'd probably have a droid first mate.

Become a Bounty hunter and form an army of mercs and start a war on Naboo. I would not stop until every single gungan is dead! Then I would go to endor and kill all of the ewoks. Then take over Mandalore and make a stronger army of Mandalorians and Mercs.

 

Or become a jedi and save the galaxy and stuff but I think I would go with my first one.

Set up a Thigh-high Leather Boots business in Coruscant and await the inevitable...

I'd probably grow up herding nerfs and die a poor drunkard on tattooine. I might have once found some salvageable goods that made me some coin, but I spent all my money on impressing a twi'lek chick who later ran off with some too cool for school smuggler to alderan.

I'd start a huge marketing campaign that Death sticks are cool and give you a deep manly voice. Get every actor/actress to use them on the holo's. I'd make millions of credits and get out of the market before everyone gets wise and the senate starts suing death stick manufacturers.

If good: Free-lance vigilante Jedi randomly helping people everywhere.

 

If bad: Clone Jar-Jar Binks so the entire galaxy /themselves.

Were I to exist in Star Wars, I'd take my girlfriend and move to Ithor or Mon Calamari and just enjoy being in a universe so much bigger than our own. Nothing wrong with being an average joe, is there?

I might make a movie about earth, and regular stuff. Just a cop in New York directing traffic. Or Penn State's Regular 'ole football progra-- wait a minute...

I would melt the ice planet with the death star, gather up meh hot alien lifeguards and become the new david hasselhoth.

...shot first.

Id be a bounty hunter, with the smuggler ship and gunslinger gear. just to throw people off. Maybe id even smuggle stuff... if enough credits was involved

I would show the universe that I'm stronger than the force and destroy all the force addicts. Watch jedi and sith to become taxi drivers and such for the rest of their lives.

 

Also would change that stupid name. What the hack "Star Wars" mean anyway? Are the stars in some kind of war? Why do they fight each other?

I would be a Jedi Knight living on Tython, studying the ways of the Force, training my lightsabers techniques and be a thoughtful Master for my padawan.

 

In the meanwhile, i will start thinking on how to rebuild the Academy on Dantooine.