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In The Empire!

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Raphael_diSanto
04.27.2015 , 07:51 AM | #1
... because it needed to be written, complete with emphasis on all the wrong syllables, just like the original!

In The Empire (to the tune of In The Navy by The Village People)

Where can you find lightning, Sith that are so frightening
Learn torture and cruelty?
Where can you begin to start your rise to power
Korriban or Kaas City?
Where can you learn to hate out of the starting gate
Study worldwide tyranny
Sign up for the battle or become the cattle
When you and the Republic meet

In the Empire! Yes you can sail off into space
In the Empire! Stabbing Jedi in the face!
In the Empire! Come on people grab a slave!
In the Empire! Stand behind them, don't be brave!
In the Empire! Come, backstab your fellow sith!
In the Empire! Come on, push him off a cliff!
In the Empire! They won't let you take the fifth!

They want you, they want you
They want you underneath their boot

If you like to enslave or it's torture you crave
Sign up with us now, today
Don't just wait your turn! There's Bith that need to burn
Or take a pretty Twi'lek slave
You are never too young for a saber or gun
Don't you worry 'bout your age
Korriban is waiting to give you your training
Help you channel all your rage

In the Empire! Yes you can sail off into space
In the Empire! Stabbing Jedi in the face!
In the Empire! Come on people grab a slave!
In the Empire! Stand behind them, don't be brave!
In the Empire! Come, backstab your fellow sith!
In the Empire! Come on, push him off a cliff!
In the Empire! They won't let you take the fifth!

They want you, they want you
They want you underneath their boot

They want you, they want you
They want you to aim and shoot

In the Empire! Yes you can sail off into space
In the Empire! Stabbing Jedi in the face!
In the Empire! Come on people grab a slave!
In the Empire! Stand behind them, don't be brave!
In the Empire! Come, backstab your fellow sith!
In the Empire! Come on, push him off a cliff!
In the Empire! They won't let you take the fifth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQZa5NResU

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The_Wulff
04.27.2015 , 12:29 PM | #2
I saw the title and half expected this.

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Bultitudes_Loke
04.30.2015 , 06:15 AM | #3
I don't want to sound like That Guy, but the Fifth Amendment doesn't exist in Star Wars...

Otherwise it's pretty funny