Natareus Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 "The cake is a lie; there are only cookies.Through cookies I gain weight.Through weight I gain obesityAnd in obesity my chair is broken.Calories will set me free." Just to make this thread constructive, what are your favorite memories of Darth Baras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMarchini Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 On Dromund Kaas when he is trying to get info out of the one guy and he screams: Darth Baras: AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! I CANNOT BREAK HIM!!!! You have three options, and one of them results in you saying "Nice lungs you got there." Darth Baras: "MIND YOUR TONGUE OR I'LL CUT IT OUT." or when you select the option "must be infuriating." and he goes "A blind deaf comatose lobotomy patient could feel MY ANGER!!!." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SabreNova Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 I just love whenever he rages at something he can't do.....such as that moment on Dromund Kaas.....ahh good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Remember on korriban, when he asks you to recite the sith code? if you try and bluff, (then naturally fail) he facepalms! you can get him to faceplam alot of other times too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razdek Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 I started a maurader recently... I dont like baras at all... There is nothing scary about him whatso ever. In fact hes a bit of a tool... So i go out of my way to insult him whenever i can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adwynyth Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 When speaking with him via Holo after landing on Nar Shaddaa...he describes how sleazy the place is, and you reply... "Sounds like your kind of place, Baras." To which he replies, deadpan, "in my youth, perhaps." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaczuszka Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 at the end when he says i cannot be destroyed but than you just take a lightsaber out and stab him and when he fails at being the voice of the emperor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthKalas Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I loved telling him to beg for his life before putting my lightsaber right up to his gut and turning it on.Good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noblis Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 My light-side femme mara enjoyed taunting Baras for the sake of rep with Vette. I played it like: "Vette, I can get him going; watch..." Every convo with Vette present was happy times. Stick it to The Man ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollone Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 On Balmorra, after you complete one of his tasks, he says something like "you are turning me into a believer" to which warrior can respond with "Quit buttering me up, what now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I beg to differ. "The cake is a lie, there is only pie. Through pie, I gain calories. Through calories, I gain fat. Through fat, I gain girth Through girth, my belt is broken. The Recliner shall set me free." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThortheFaun Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Honestly it is a good code. If only IRL obesity may doesn't be followed with co morbidity I could have became like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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