Granted, but the chemicals eventually seep out and explode, destroying everything in a 6 mile radius.

 

I wish Coke had 0 calories.

Granted, but you get arrested for having it.

I wish I were a professional athlete.

Granted, but you get arrested for having it.

 

I wish I were a professional athlete.

granted...but you shatter your leg on your first game.

i wish i had a real gundam

granted...but you shatter your leg on your first game.

 

 

i wish i had a real gundam

Granted but it came in an Assemble It Yourself Box with no instructions or tools.

I wish I was Pretty Fly for a White Guy.

Granted but it came in an Assemble It Yourself Box with no instructions or tools.

 

I wish I was Pretty Fly for a White Guy.

Granted... but your arrested for copyright infringement.

I wish I could transform into a dinosaur.

Granted... but your arrested for copyright infringement.

 

I wish I could transform into a dinosaur.

Granted, but you are a lesser dinosaur and became quickly eaten.

I wish for Luigi to show up with lotsa spaghetti for dinner.

Granted, but you are a lesser dinosaur and became quickly eaten.

 

I wish for Luigi to show up with lotsa spaghetti for dinner.

Granted, but the Spaghetti is laced with Cyanide from Mario, that kills you both. Slightly before death mario walks into the room, screaming "Itsa me, amario" with a rusty chainsaw.... You dont want to know what happens next.

I wish space travel were possible.

Granted, but the Spaghetti is laced with Cyanide from Mario, that kills you both. Slightly before death mario walks into the room, screaming "Itsa me, amario" with a rusty chainsaw.... You dont want to know what happens next.

 

I wish space travel were possible.

Granted, but the entire new prototype fleet is crippled by a solar flare and delays development for a few years.

I wish OPOD. would return.

Granted, but the entire new prototype fleet is crippled by a solar flare and delays development for a few years.

 

I wish OPOD. would return.

granted ,but he cut your face off and wear it as a mask

i wish i was a superhero

granted ,but he cut your face off and wear it as a mask

 

 

i wish i was a superhero

Granted, but everyone else is a super villain, trying to kill you.

I wish the sun was green.

Granted, but everyone else is a super villain, trying to kill you.

 

I wish the sun was green.

granted, but the green sun radiation kill you very slowly and painfully

i wish I want to be the very best pokemon master , like no one ever was

granted, but the green sun radiation kill you very slowly and painfully

 

i wish I want to be the very best pokemon master , like no one ever was

Granted, but no one else knows what Pokemon is, so your accomplishment is fruitless.

I wish Niagara Falls was made of Twizzlers.

Granted, but no one else knows what Pokemon is, so your accomplishment is fruitless.

 

I wish Niagara Falls was made of Twizzlers.

Granted, but they turn out to be turkey twizzlers full of ecoli

Bacteria floating in mayonnaise.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

Granted, but they turn out to be turkey twizzlers full of ecoli

Bacteria floating in mayonnaise.

 

I wish I had a full head of hair.

Granted, but it is made from Ian McKellen's pubic hairs.

I wish I had GTA V.

Granted, but it is made from Ian McKellen's pubic hairs.

 

I wish I had GTA V.

Granted, but the download corrupts your system, turning it into a miniature Terminator.

I wish I had a drill that could pierce the heavens.

Granted, but the download corrupts your system, turning it into a miniature Terminator.

 

I wish I had a drill that could pierce the heavens.

Granted, but all life on Earth dies because of the lack of an atmosphere.

I wish that Chuck Norris was actually playable in TOR.

Granted, but all life on Earth dies because of the lack of an atmosphere.

 

I wish that Chuck Norris was actually playable in TOR.

Granted, but you don't even want to know what happens to pvp....,. Oh the forums.

Won't somebody think of the forums!

I wish my computer was fixed

Granted, but you don't even want to know what happens to pvp....,. Oh the forums.

Won't somebody think of the forums!

 

I wish my computer was fixed

Granted, but in being fixed it is converted into a Commodore 64.

I wish I had an AT-AT to "drive" to work every day.

Granted, but in being fixed it is converted into a Commodore 64.

 

I wish I had an AT-AT to "drive" to work every day.

Granted, but you end up getting highly fined for property destruction.

I wish that weegee would become a world boss.

Granted, but you end up getting highly fined for property destruction.

 

I wish that weegee would become a world boss.

Granted, but it has a one shot mechanic that sends you all back to level 1, and locks you lurid every quest in the game.

I wish I had a Lamborghini, life sized with a working engine

Granted, but it has a one shot mechanic that sends you all back to level 1, and locks you lurid every quest in the game.

 

I wish I had a Lamborghini, life sized with a working engine

Granted but 10 weight lifting bulging muscle head midgets pick it up and run off with it.

I wish I had my youth back.

Granted but 10 weight lifting bulging muscle head midgets pick it up and run off with it.

 

I wish I had my youth back.

granted...your reborn again.....as a Chinese girl in China,tough luck,you were aborted....

I wish I had a czerka-crate-a-matic.

granted...your reborn again.....as a Chinese girl in China,tough luck,you were aborted....

 

I wish I had a czerka-crate-a-matic.

Granted, but you're permanently stuck inside a crate.

I wish for a refresher on my starship.

Granted, but you're permanently stuck inside a crate.

 

I wish for a refresher on my starship.

granted, but the refresher is lace with poison

i wish i was one with the force

granted, but the refresher is lace with poison

 

i wish i was one with the force

Granted, but the force hates you so it kicks you out.

I wish order 66 never happened .

granted, but the refresher is lace with poison

 

i wish i was one with the force

Granted, but only for 2 milliseconds, then you get revived.

I wish people would stop attacking bioware, and enjoy the game.

edit someone already commented lol