Ardim Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Considering how many jokes regarding Darth Baras I've seen, I might as well make a thread where people can put them in. My Warrior wet himself when Darth Baras Force jumped at him. Cake is a lie, there is only pie. Through pie, I gain fat. Through fat, I gain weight. Through weight, I gain body mass. Through body mass, my belt is broken. The couch shall set me free. Let the fun begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afedyuki Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Beware of the Dork Side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Darth Baras is banned from all McDonalds restaurants after the big Maccas Massacre on Nar Shadaa. Apparently he only got 5 nuggets in his 6 pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 The game actually makes fun of how fat he is as well. When you finally face him in the dark council chamber. After defeating him and you get the choice to kill him or let him live. If you choose the kill option you actually walk right up to him, press your lightsaber against his chest, and turn it on. This would be because the conventional slash across the chest that you see when you choose the kill option, will not penetrate his fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
losdia Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 The way he sounds isn't an homage to Darth Vader, that is just what an all Baconator diet will do to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 The way he sounds isn't an homage to Darth Vader, that is just what an all Baconator diet will do to you. He's the Bacon Dark Lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 The greatest form of torture that Darth Baras knows is someone eating pizza in front of him, and throwing the crusts away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalistea Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 (edited) Supervising Baras' diet was Weight Watcher X's worst failure. Edited September 6, 2012 by kalistea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacula Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Darth Baras' favorite method of torturing someone? Dancing without his shirt on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 or sitting on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biancaneri Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Darth Baras is so fat that when a Sarlacc saw him in a restraunt it was like "Damn! That dude can eat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenjaminminU Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 When Darth Baras went to Nar Shaddaa and sat down, everyone thought he was an armored Hutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmugglersLuck Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 When Darth Baras claimed victory in a food contest, Khem Val remarked "Never have I seen one eat so many since the battlefields on Yn and Chabosh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardim Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 Darth Baras' favorite method of torturing someone? Dancing without his shirt on. Oh Lord have mercy on people who have to suffer through that Darth Baras once killed a man by grabbing him and smothering him with his belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alricka Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Darth Baras is so fat he shows up on radars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRobert Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Darth Baras is so big, when Obi Wan saw him he said "That's no moon. That's a space station." Thank you, Robot Chicken. Also, Darth [em]Baras[sing]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Darth Baras is soo big, A-wings are constantly trying to trip him over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CephalicRex Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Fun Fact: Darth Baras keeps an additional six lightsabers nestled snugly under his fat rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreksOrden Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Darth Baras used to actually be really skinny (Im not joking look in the comics) then when the cold war started he decided that he would not need any physical ability and made a few dozen imperial cookie salesmen VERY happy:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Darth Baras gained weight during the Cold War. When his fellow Dark Lords asked him why, he said that he didn't need to train because he was too powerful. This lead to an unnatural weight gain that has unfortunately forced him to refrain from fighting on the front lines. If the Dark Lords ever need to get rid of him, they plan to have him lead an assault on Coruscant personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 The famed Jedi Master Jeni-Creg once tried to turn Darth Baras to the Light and give him dietary advice. He Force Choked her to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliotcat Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Oh, Darth Cartman. I have a song for him. There are too many aliens In my Empire This was our land, our dream And now they're taking it all away They just keep coming and coming I tried to tell the Dark Council But even those draconians Were aliens In my Empire... Rattataki and Twi'lek Blue people I think I even saw a Mirialan...gross... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Darth Baras' force scream comes from the other end of his body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uluain Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 (edited) If the Dark Lords ever need to get rid of him, they plan to have him lead an assault on Coruscant personally. ...by dropping him on it, finally confirming Fez Burba's fears for the core seismic stability of the entire planet. Edited September 7, 2012 by Uluain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Darth Baras' force scream comes from the other end of his body. And it smells like McDonalds burgers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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