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Me: Sorry, Daily Florida Afternoon Thunderstorm, I'm NOT listening to you.

DFAT: [rumbles] I WILL get you to unplug your computer! My ancestors ruined your last one!

Me: Nope. Nuh-uh, not doing it. I'm staying on now, I've an op in an hour.

DFAT: [RUMBLES] You WILL!

Me: I wont!

DFAT: [RUMBLES LOUDER] I shall bring complete destruction to all of your electronic devices! Your router shall be blown completely off the wall!

Me: That happened already. I put the new router on a shelf.

DFAT: [EXPLODES IN A THUNDEROUS CRASH] I shall make you flee! Your computer shall be a pile of carbon when I'm done with you! [HUGE THUNDER]

Me: Hm. Okay. I get your point. [Looks for jobs in Syracuse, New York]

 

https://www.cbsnews.com/media/top-10-safest-us-cities-from-natural-disasters/

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But why though... I love thunderstorms.

 

This is why: https://i.imgur.com/rokRVJn.jpg

 

I had unplugged from the outlet, but failed to detach the cat6 cord from my router to my computer.

Lost the NIC card in my computer, a router (which got blasted off a wall mount) and an outlet cord.

 

The time before that we lost a 55" tv.

I've also lost phones, fax machines, a printer.

 

I've learned to regard the likelihood of losing equipment as a high probability in a Florida storm.

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