jarjarloves Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 (edited) This made me laugh out loud. Please it's a joke don't take it too seriously NSFW language Part 1 A New Hopes Ending http://www.cracked.com/video_18413_why-ending-star-wars-secretly-kind-dumb.html part 2 Boba Fett worst Bounty Hunter Ever http://www.cracked.com/video_18433_everyones-favorite-star-wars-character-sucks-at-his-job.html Edited July 1, 2012 by jarjarloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 lol, i love the guys reaction when his mate says "greedo shot first" i wonder how many times that exact scene has played out across the world with star wars fans, and star wars uber nerd fans (which i count myself as) but yes funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 (edited) LOL "Boba by the foot isn't a bounty hunter, hes a tracking device!" Awesome line. XD Also very true, if someone just watched the movies Boba Fett sucked. Edited July 1, 2012 by Wolfninjajedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I feel sorry for the guy defending Star Wars. He has to defend the re-released special edition versions. Poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piratekinq Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Boba Feet!?! BOBA FEET!?! Lol thats my new tag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuscad Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I loved his reaction to the one guy saying he liked the Ewoks the best at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith-Viscera Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 OMG i laughed so hard i blacked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morlaak Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 (edited) To be fair, Boba Fett IS a terrible bounty hunter. So Cracked wins, as always. And I love how that guy denies or ridiculizes the Extended Universe in every video they make about Star Wars Edited July 1, 2012 by Morlaak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maaruin Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I'll try an explanation: When one fighter was shot, they realized that they were attacked from behind. The pilot naturally wanted to fly a standard imperial maneuver for that situation. This maneuver is made for open space, though. He realized that he would crash the wall, but only after he had started to fly that way. So he pulled back hard. To hard. Vaders fighter was to close to avoid collision. And why didn't Han shoot at Vader? Can the Falcons sensors read if the ship has shields? If yes, I would destroy the fighters without shields first. One shot should be enough. Vader's TIE was the only TIE with shield in that battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidacid Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I'll try an explanation: When one fighter was shot, they realized that they were attacked from behind. The pilot naturally wanted to fly a standard imperial maneuver for that situation. This maneuver is made for open space, though. He realized that he would crash the wall, but only after he had started to fly that way. So he pulled back hard. To hard. Vaders fighter was to close to avoid collision. And why didn't Han shoot at Vader? Can the Falcons sensors read if the ship has shields? If yes, I would destroy the fighters without shields first. One shot should be enough. Vader's TIE was the only TIE with shield in that battle. are you actually trying to argue against something said in a cracked video? why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maaruin Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 are you actually trying to argue against something said in a cracked video? why? I'm not that familiar with cracked videos. I just wanted to find a way to explain what happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuscad Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I'm not that familiar with cracked videos. I just wanted to find a way to explain what happened. I always thought that the pilot was competent and decided that he would sacrifice himself for Vader and he hit Vader's ship on purpose to save him from being targeted by the Falcon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maaruin Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I always thought that the pilot was competent and decided that he would sacrifice himself for Vader and he hit Vader's ship on purpose to save him from being targeted by the Falcon. Do you think TIE pilots would be that noble? I always thought most of them are just doing their job and wouldn't be willing to sacrifice themself for anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidacid Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 (edited) maybe he was drunk? I spend 8 years in the military and so I can imagine how *********** boring it would have been to be posted to something like the Deathstar where up until that point he probably spend all day everyday flying patrols prolly got a home built still stashed away in an equipment locker in the ready room for when the officers aren't around.. he was all like "oh **** i'm flying with vader... might as well get a buzz because if I don't get shot down he will prolly choke me to death" Edited July 2, 2012 by Liquidacid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuscad Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Do you think TIE pilots would be that noble? I always thought most of them are just doing their job and wouldn't be willing to sacrifice themself for anyone. Some people are honorable though. He could have been an exception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarjarloves Posted July 6, 2012 Author Share Posted July 6, 2012 Some people are honorable though. He could have been an exception. nah they make a point of making sure the bad guys don't do anything honorable. In real life yeah a tie fighter pilot might be really loyal or trying to impress vader but not in the movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfninjajedi Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 (edited) nah they make a point of making sure the bad guys don't do anything honorable. In real life yeah a tie fighter pilot might be really loyal or trying to impress vader but not in the movies. Vader was probably like "da hell, stupid tie pilot now im spinning round and round!" Edited July 6, 2012 by Wolfninjajedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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