McVade Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 (edited) In the spirit of your PvP system, I would ask for you to forward this little suggestion onto your bosses and payroll director. Rather than be paid at a steady, hourly rate or a fixed salary, at the end of every day, you are given a nice Bioware fanny pack. When you open it, there's a 1 and 10 chance your paycheck is in there. If it's not there, there's 3 food stamps. Once you collect 30 of them, you can trade them in for the same paycheck a gas station attendant makes. Does this sound like a payroll system that's going to keep you coming back to work? Edited January 28, 2012 by McVade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senaleb Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 THAT...was funny ...haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihateyouall Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Once you've worked at Bioware for 60 days, you get the opportunity to pick from a better bag. You still have a 1/10 chance at getting your paycheck, but once you collect enough stamps from the failed bags, youll be able to get back 1 of the paychecks you missed in the first 60 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paytun Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Made my day with this post LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealthan Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 /salute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McVade Posted January 28, 2012 Author Share Posted January 28, 2012 Bump, with more controversial title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephirius Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 /bagged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daedricshots Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 sounds good to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetNausea Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I like this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentou Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxidenstore Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I probably lol'd way more than I should! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydurz Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 /support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzhokhar Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I don't want SWTOR to be like my job. I'd rather have it be like going to the casino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilus Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 hhahahahaha great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageLaL Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I don't want SWTOR to be like my job. I'd rather have it be like going to the casino. A risky endeavor with all the odds stacked against you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGoldCrayon Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I laughed pretty hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monoth Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 you guys don't know what RNG hell is... go check out Aion for example.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzhokhar Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 A risky endeavor with all the odds stacked against you? At least the casino's fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwndyoface Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I approve this message!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinika Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 in the spirit of your pvp system, i would ask for you to forward this little suggestion onto your bosses and payroll director. Rather than be paid at a steady, hourly rate or a fixed salary, at the end of every day, you are given a nice bioware fanny pack. When you open it, there's a 1 and 10 chance your paycheck is in there. If it's not there, there's 3 food stamps. Once you collect 30 of them, you can trade them in for the same paycheck a gas station attendant makes. Does this sound like a payroll system that's going to keep you coming back to work? lol oh god made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantp Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 You sir are a hero!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theboatman Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 PvP bags are like a box of chocolate... Except in this box of chocolate instead of at least being guaranteed chocolate of some kind, you may instead get a box of polished turds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroXx Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Genius thread is genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDFX Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 I admit, I came in here all ready to hate on the OP.... LOL. Thanks guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchropie Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 (edited) you guys don't know what RNG hell is... go check out Aion for example.. Lol this.. oh QQ i had to grind 2 hours for 2 bags? both failed? Try grinding 3 weeks for 1 attempt on end game quest gear in Aion. Only to fail sometimes 10-15 times. Koreans make this games "grind" look like connect-4. welcome to RNG. Aion never changed. It's still the same. All you can do is get used to it. Eventually the cries will stop. Edited January 28, 2012 by Alchropie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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