In guild chat earlier today, someone found a way to write down Ep. II's big duel against Count Dooku, and combine it with TOR game mechanics.

Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padmê decided to do a Flash point on Geonosis, hoping to get it done quickly. They began the flashpoint as most normally would, and move through relatively smoothly. They kill a neat three boss encounter (The arena) with little problem. On their way to the second, and final boss of the instance, Padmê had to go, so she disconnected. (Her falling out.)

They arrive at the final boss location, and as Obi-Wan was prepping up, getting his buffs up, and making sure his Taunt skill is where it would be easy to reach, Anakin was growing relatively impatient. Anakin charged in, and engaged Dooku without realizing that, as a Sentinel, he was only using a Single Lightsaber. Dooku used one of his powers to knock him down, and stun him for a few moments.

Obi-wan wished horrible things to happen to Anakin as he charged in to get threat. Only to be defeated relatively quickly. Anakin finally gets out of the stun just as Obi-Wan became defeated.

After fighting for a few moments, he glitched, and left combat long enough for him to take out his second lightsaber. He begins to fight Dooku relatively well.

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan was busy asking his guild, <The Jedi Council> for help from any nearby guildmates. His friend, Yoda, said sure.

Anakin was nearly defeated with maybe 10% of his HP left before Yoda zoned in. Anakin had became defeated but the boss didn't reset because Yoda had gotten into combat range

The dialogue happens between Yoda and Dooku which is scripted to happen with each new target after the original target is defeated.

Yoda, being a level 50 and Dooku being only a level 35 Elite, was able to repel the Force-based attacks Dooku threw at him. Then the Lightsaber combat ensued, with Yoda being the clear victor. After Yoda left combat, they revived.

And that, to those of you who read, is the Obi-Wan and Anakin vs Dooku fight eplained in Star Wars mechanics.

(If there are some incorrect bits, this is meant to be fun and funny.)