DarknessInLight Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Okay....this is something we did years ago on the old Star Wars.com website. They don't have fun there anymore, so I figured that I would start this here. It's a fun game and hopefully you will agree. Here's how it works...you take a line from anything Star Wars and add the word "pants" to it and post it. I'll go first so you get the idea. This can get funny really fast. "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GymQuirk Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 (edited) Old reliable: "I find your lack of pants disturbing..." "You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark." "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants." "Judge me by my pants do you?" "Your pants: You will not need them." "Having trouble with your pants?" "I am altering the pants." Edited August 7, 2012 by GymQuirk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 "Many Bothans died to bring us these pants" "The Death Star is protected by a pair of pants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 "That blast came from those pants....that thing is operational!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurbere Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 "Pants no dyin' without a fight" "Your pants please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 (edited) "No...I am your pants.......!" "Use the pants Luke!" "These are not the pants you're looking for..." "Now I am the pants!" "It is unwise to ....lower....your pants!" "You can't keep dropping your pants everytime you see an Imperial Star Destroyer.." "Pants......Pants.............hear me Pants...!!!" "There's a fighter approuching. Pants class..." "...I've endangered the pants,....!" Edited August 8, 2012 by Eillack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonkadude Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 The ability to speak doesn't give you PANTS! (Sith Inquisitor storyline) MURDER and Pants await! Vader: Luke, I am your pants! luke: NO!!!!!! or Vader: Luke I have your pants Luke Noooooo! Truly wonderful the pants of a child is. Only a Sith Lord deals in PANTS Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my pants, do you?. A Jedi gains pants through understanding and a Sith gains pants through power. most are from here, I will make MOAR:http://www.notable-quotes.com/s/star_wars_quotes.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 "Started....The Pants Wars have...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordegrus Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Sith Inquisitor: "Your pants are foolish and misplaced." Darth Vader: "What is thy bidding, my pants?" Palpatine: "UNLIMITED PANTS!!" (Empire at War) Imperial Officer: "Increase pants to maximum firepower!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Rebel Pilot, Star Wars Empire At War Series: "Switch pants to double thrust!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordegrus Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Who's the more foolish, the pants, or the pants that follow it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 (edited) Palpatine: "Take your Jedi pants. Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the Dark Pants will be complete!" Palpatine: "Use your aggressive pants boy." Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness." Palpatine: "Your faith in your pants is yours". Vader: "Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your pants." Han: "Threepio, you tell that slimy worm ridden piece of filth, he'll get no such pants from us!" (And now for possibly the second sickest sounding in this thread!) Leia: "Stop that." Han: "Stop what?" Leia: "My pants are dirty." Han: "My pants are dirty too, what are you afraid of". Edited August 8, 2012 by Fyurii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Luke: ".....I give you a gift: These two pants...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandmthethird Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 (edited) younglings, younglings, gather round. lost his pants, obi-wan has Edited August 8, 2012 by grandmthethird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killgunners Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 "I find your lack of pants disturbing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Don't be too proud of this pants terror you've constructed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthRobert Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 (edited) "But with the pants down I can't even see. How am I s'posed to fight?" Edited August 13, 2012 by DarthRobert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 "You mean it controls your actions?" "Partially, but also obeys your pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanderwright Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 A civilized pair of pants from a more civilized time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmothra Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Sir, I don't know where your pants learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect. I didn't ask you to turn on the thermal heater. I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess's pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Hurry up pants rod, or you'll become a permanent resident! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alricka Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 The more you tighten your pants, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JettrikRyflix Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 If you strike me down, I will become more pants than you can possibly imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyurii Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. Only the master of pants Darth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarknessInLight Posted August 14, 2012 Author Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my former master. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. You are unwise to lower your pants. ************************************Stormtrooper: How long have you had these pants? Luke: About three or four seasons. Obi Wan: They're up for sale if you want them. Edited August 14, 2012 by DarknessInLight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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