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Okay....this is something we did years ago on the old Star Wars.com website. They don't have fun there anymore, so I figured that I would start this here. It's a fun game and hopefully you will agree.

 

Here's how it works...you take a line from anything Star Wars and add the word "pants" to it and post it.

 

I'll go first so you get the idea. This can get funny really fast.

 

"Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness?"

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Old reliable:

 

"I find your lack of pants disturbing..."

"You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark."

"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."

"Judge me by my pants do you?"

"Your pants: You will not need them."

"Having trouble with your pants?"

"I am altering the pants."

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"No...I am your pants.......!"

"Use the pants Luke!"

"These are not the pants you're looking for..."

"Now I am the pants!"

"It is unwise to ....lower....your pants!"

"You can't keep dropping your pants everytime you see an Imperial Star Destroyer.."

"Pants......Pants.............hear me Pants...!!!"

"There's a fighter approuching. Pants class..."

"...I've endangered the pants,....!"

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The ability to speak doesn't give you PANTS!

(Sith Inquisitor storyline) MURDER and Pants await!

Vader: Luke, I am your pants!

luke: NO!!!!!!

or

Vader: Luke I have your pants

Luke Noooooo!

Truly wonderful the pants of a child is.

 

Only a Sith Lord deals in PANTS

 

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my pants, do you?.

 

A Jedi gains pants through understanding and a Sith gains pants through power.

 

most are from here, I will make MOAR:http://www.notable-quotes.com/s/star_wars_quotes.html

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Palpatine: "Take your Jedi pants.

Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the Dark Pants will be complete!"

 

Palpatine: "Use your aggressive pants boy."

 

Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."

Palpatine: "Your faith in your pants is yours".

 

Vader: "Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your pants."

 

Han: "Threepio, you tell that slimy worm ridden piece of filth, he'll get no such pants from us!"

 

(And now for possibly the second sickest sounding in this thread!)

Leia: "Stop that."

Han: "Stop what?"

Leia: "My pants are dirty."

Han: "My pants are dirty too, what are you afraid of".

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A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my former master.

 

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

 

You are unwise to lower your pants.

 

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Stormtrooper: How long have you had these pants?

 

Luke: About three or four seasons.

 

Obi Wan: They're up for sale if you want them.

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