• 100K elderly purchasers still haven't made the connection between the shiny disc and the computer's handy retractible cup holder.
  
• 75K Grandmothers with a secret crush on that dashing young Luke Skywalker are puzzled that the new star wars movie won't play on the TV DVD player.
  
• 50K finally decided the shiny disk was a cleverly futuristic Christmas tree ornament and have packed it away in the ornament storage box.
  
• 25K are somewhere out in rural America, where kids are still trying to download the patches over AT&T 'high-speed' dial-up lines.
  
• 20K were in two armored cars hijacked, now held as evidence by the Police
  
• 10K pre-orders are packed away on a tramp steamer off the coast of South America on their round-the-world delivery to the troops who already left Iraq.
  
• 10K were bought for children whose parents still refuse to loan their credit cards or provide gametime cards.
  
• 5K were hopeful gifts now reflecting iridescent rainbows in the windows of aged hippies who decided to disconnect from the electrical grid.
  
• 4K wanna-be players are trying to understand why their Battlenet logins aren't recognized.
  
• 988 Mac users are still looking at their parents in disbelief.
  
• 12 SWTOR trolls actually followed through in their rage and quit.
  

amusing indeed.

i snickered a bit

Lol, I like the Battle.net one.

Agree, probably the best one haha.