BradTheImpaler Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) Nonviolent physical contact with Wookiees is unpatriotic? Wow, and here I was thinking that the Empire was pragmatically loosening up its anti-alien policies. I guess we can't expect much more from a society that's cut off all contact with outsiders for centuries! EDIT: Regardless, Life Day is a primitive tradition based on old myths. I say we just find some patriotic reason to celebrate and "borrow" Life Day traditions. Let's call it "Sith Day" and treat any disagreement about the celebration as a declaration of war by nonbelievers. Edited December 16, 2013 by BradTheImpaler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Nonviolent physical contact with Wookiees is unpatriotic? Wow, and here I was thinking that the Empire was pragmatically loosening up its anti-alien policies. I guess we can't expect much more from a society that's cut off all contact with outsiders for centuries! Near-humans might be mildly acceptable, but Wookies belong in cages and as throw rugs for the akk dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BradTheImpaler Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Near-humans might be mildly acceptable, but Wookies belong in cages and as throw rugs for the akk dogs. Throw rugs? Nonsense. That's a waste of perfectly good slave labour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatile Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Throw rugs? Nonsense. That's a waste of perfectly good slave labour! But sometimes the pelt matches the décor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyMcGee Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 WOOOOOO! This all sounds awesome Can't wait for the US to catch up to 17th December Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutumnSkys Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I'm very happy to see this event but where is the Festive Tauntaun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegoUniverseBC Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I'm very happy to see this event but where is the Festive Tauntaun? Rumored to be scrapped. If it isn't then expect it to come next year with the new life day items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvnSevex Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 At least in Star Wars Galaxies there was a real tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callaron Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) I'm very happy to see this event but where is the Festive Tauntaun? Probably shot by an Imperial for being too "festive". Edited December 17, 2013 by Callaron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaptorClown Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 xmas carrols...snow fights...that should be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshlaBoga Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Nonviolent physical contact with Wookiees Never! Well actually, I don't have an issue with Wookies, it's Cathar that I enjoying skinning alive in front of their families while humming the Imperial Anthem and making Cathar stew:) The anguished screams of Cathar are the best Holiday Carols in the Galaxy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idnewton Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Remember: be vigilant this Life Day. Should peculiar sounds emanate from atop your ship’s hull, they may not be mynocks. Engage all defenses, ready your weapons, and alert your local Imperial authority. Hint at a secret? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdmiralParmesan Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 snowballs! the game is fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glower Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 LIFE DAY SNOWBALL BOMB – 1,000 Credits I hope this thing is reusable. Otherwise... well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHobbit Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 its a credit drain like the lures for the TT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitmantisolarus Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Brilliant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campaigner Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Hahah, that was a humorous read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddballEasyEight Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Very amusing presentation I must say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddballEasyEight Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 At least in Star Wars Galaxies there was a real tree. Oh I'm sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of how awesome Sleigh I is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToMyMa Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I hope this thing is reusable. Otherwise... well... It's CREDITS, not Cartel Coins... so calm down, play one GS fight/warzone and you'll have enough for 7+ of them (the bombs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletBlaze Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Our Response to the Imperial Edict, (Speaking on Behalf of REC) It has come to our attention that this Edict is just another attempt by the Empire to control things and once again they will fail. Every time they tighten their grip around citizens those citizens will start to rebel and look for some place they can be accepted and appreciated. We invite each and every citizen to enjoy this celebration and we also suggest you save some snowballs for the Emperor himself, if you can find him, and even the Dark Council members themselves. We have noticed that very few of them know how to smile or they are afraid to smile. Maybe this celebration will bring about some needed changes, one can only hope. On that note we hope you throw plenty of snowballs and you truly enjoy this celebration. (Very good job BW and thank you.) Edited December 17, 2013 by ScarletBlaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillCaedes Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Anyone else besides me realize that the Edict code spells out "Grinch"? Just thought I'd pass that along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeedaix Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Anyone else besides me realize that the Edict code spells out "Grinch"? Just thought I'd pass that along. Yeah 3 pages back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshlaBoga Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I hope this thing is reusable. Otherwise... well... It's reusable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JattaGin Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) It's reusable. Really? I already put 500.000 Credits aside to buy 50.000 snowballs. Unfortunately I'm very bad at maths. Edit (few hours later): Happy special snowflake here. Edited December 17, 2013 by JattaGin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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