YoshiRaphElan Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 A training sergeant handed a Canderous a rifle and told him how to shoot. Sadly, ten minutes later, there was no one left to tell him he should stop someday. Tatooine used to be a water world, then Canderous got thirsty. Also, Manaan was a desert world until Canderous took a pit stop. When Canderous races swoops, obstacles move out of the way. Canderous isn't Force sensitive, the Force is Canderous sensitive. A snake once bit Canderous. After weeks of excruciating pain, the snake died. Now you guys try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 A training sergeant handed a Canderous a rifle and told him how to shoot. Sadly, ten minutes later, there was no one left to tell him he should stop someday. Tatooine used to be a water world, then Canderous got thirsty. Also, Manaan was a desert world until Canderous took a pit stop. When Canderous races swoops, obstacles move out of the way. Canderous isn't Force sensitive, the Force is Canderous sensitive. A snake once bit Canderous. After weeks of excruciating pain, the snake died. Now you guys try! Hate to break it to ya, but as bad*** as Canderous was, he STILL isn't anywhere near the big leagues with Kyle Katarn, Chuck Norris, and John Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshiRaphElan Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 Well, I think he is. Eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Well, I think he is. Eh. Don't get me wrong. Loved having him in my party during KotOR and KotOR II. But yeah, he just didn't have the personality to be the next Kyle Katarn. I mean, he doesn't even have a beard. lol Only thing that can challenge Kyle Katarn's beard is Lando Calrissian's mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaisernick Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 canderous didnt have his own collgne their for he smells http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hN7X5gUktas/THK4ZOKsNcI/AAAAAAAADuk/rinMhNfcZ_M/s1600/eau_lando_cologne_star_wars_image-600x450.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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