Nataph Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 The Rule of Two was initially created by Darth Baras. He ate the rest of the Sith order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 The death star is not a space station but a mini sized statue of Darth Baras. Fixed For an original one: Ilum used to be a small desert world. The Dark Council sent Baras to conquer it, and his gravitational pull brought snow over from Hoth and caused the debris around it to form rings. -Factually accurate Ilum creation story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubarge Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Darth Baras is not fat, he's just big boned. Darth Baras got a refund on rocket boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 There was peace at the buffet.....but then everything changed when Darth Baras attacked.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krayzjoel Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 When Darth Baras poops several adjacent systems become biologicaly uninhabitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Levelling was awful for Baras. Everytime he jumped in a speeder it couldn't get off the ground, so he had to walk....which was also awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 When Darth Baras poops several adjacent systems become biologicaly uninhabitable. So that's what happened to Quesh.... nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 The massive prison chambers on belsavis were originally going to be used to house a captured darth baras, but he ate his way out of custody while they were busy knocking down the walls between rooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkondo Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 When Darth Ekkage saw a picture of what Baras looked like after she got out of prison she was like "this is my bro?he looks like the creature that ate my bro" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 If Darth Baras has to use an escape pod, it must never be directed towards a planet. The resulting force from that much mass moving at such a high speed would split the planet down the middle like a melon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionamaster Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 You know that gas giant, Bespin? It used to be an empty spot in space, then Darth Baras ate a few burritos.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eillack Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) Wanna hear a joke? Darth Baras's Type II body armor. Edited November 28, 2012 by Eillack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtletatt Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Bumper sticker on my car: "Come to the dark side, we have cookies".... Finally, the real reason Baras became a Sith lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FINNT Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Wanna hear a joke? Darth Baras's Type II body armor. Good one. Imagination does the trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCisneros Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome. Err, um...you just brutalized my inner child...and he's a nineteen year old male prostitute on Nar Shadaa. Congratulations, this post is the clear winner. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. ~JC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simbr Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) You ate all the Pies, You ate all the Pies, You fat Baras, you fat Baras, You ate all the Pies! Edited November 28, 2012 by Simbr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpetNut Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 He barely survived it lol Silent but Deadly. Darth Baras was eating Acolyte corpses way before Seh- run showed up. Corpses? Really? You must not have seen those dudes...... Damn after they got through his system.......nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrumpetNut Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Question, Is Baras more like an sorcerer or a Juggernaut? He has all jugg abilities in end but in cutscenes he does sorc stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Question, Is Baras more like an sorcerer or a Juggernaut? He has all jugg abilities in end but in cutscenes he does sorc stuff... Darth Baras is so fat he takes up two classes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FINNT Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 It is age old truth: There is no artificial intelligence, there is only cheating. Through cheating, NPC's gain strength. Through strenght, they break class restrictions. Without restrictions, they gain power. Through power, they beat player. Cheating shall set them free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Darth Baras is so fat he takes up two classes haha nice Darth Baras can be found most of the day doing battle with the vending machine in the Sith Acedemy that keeps taking his credits. He can be heared yelling "I WILL NOT BE DENIED!" *force lightening* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 haha nice Darth Baras can be found most of the day doing battle with the vending machine in the Sith Acedemy that keeps taking his credits. He can be heared yelling "I WILL NOT BE DENIED!" *force lightening* XD nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selvec Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Apprentices are drawn to Baras like debris to a planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadojack Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Darth Baras is so fat, his Sith Academy picture is an arial photograph. Darth Baras is so fat he has his own zip code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Darth Baras was dropped into a Rancor Pitt, his first thought was "Free Lunch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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