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The Making Fun of Darth Baras Thread


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The death star is not a space station but a mini sized statue of Darth Baras.
Fixed :D

 

For an original one:

Ilum used to be a small desert world. The Dark Council sent Baras to conquer it, and his gravitational pull brought snow over from Hoth and caused the debris around it to form rings.

-Factually accurate Ilum creation story.

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Darth Baras wears the slave dancer costume under his armor, and wears it when he's alone. You're welcome.

 

Err, um...you just brutalized my inner child...and he's a nineteen year old male prostitute on Nar Shadaa. Congratulations, this post is the clear winner. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

 

~JC

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It is age old truth:

 

There is no artificial intelligence, there is only cheating.

Through cheating, NPC's gain strength.

Through strenght, they break class restrictions.

Without restrictions, they gain power.

Through power, they beat player.

Cheating shall set them free.

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Darth Baras is so fat he takes up two classes :D

 

haha nice :p

 

Darth Baras can be found most of the day doing battle with the vending machine in the Sith Acedemy that keeps taking his credits. He can be heared yelling "I WILL NOT BE DENIED!" *force lightening*

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