Hey guys, we wrote you a song

Oh, they built the ship TORanic, to sail the galaxy black.

For they thought it was a ship, that the fanboys would all back.

It was on its maiden trip, that a 4chan hit the ship.

It was sad when the great ship went down.

Chorus:

It was sad, so sad.

It was sad, so sad.

It was sad when the great ship went down,

Jedi's and wives, little younglings lost their lives!

It was sad when the great ship went down.

4chan pointed out the blunders, to arrogance and bluster,

Drones all said "This game is such a wonder!"

Hamburger Hepler gunned the rudder, the ship started to go under,

It was sad when the great ship went down.

Repeat Chorus

After initial weeping, they started the patching and the sweeping,

but the flaws inside, were something they could not hide

so they did a lot more thinking while the piece of **** kept sinking,

It was sad when the great ship went down.

Repeat Chorus

they banned the players from their site, without a proper right,

the website "glitched", subscriptions stayed up in spite.

cancelling your subscription never, your on the TORtanic now forever,

It was sad when the great ship went down.

Repeat chorus

By now the drones were scared, the problem worse than they once feared,

Some problems they have, no gay love or Battle UI,

High graphics are lie, now it's time for Drones to die,

It was sad when the great ship went down.

Repeat Chorus

Then drones tried to cancel too

So Bioware threw at them Roo.

There was nothing they could do.

DONG!

DING!

BANRRU!

It was sad when the great ship went down.

Repeat chorus

But the future is still ahead, even though TORtanic's Dead,

Until the final dope, screaming "F2P is it's only hope!"

EA is still in charge, Hamburger Hepler is rather Large,

It was sad when the great ship went down.