Captain_Zone Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 With all of you people comparing Eric Cartman to Darth Baras, it would have probably been hilarious if he had appeared as such in the last South Park episode with Mickey going on about how he rules Star Wars now. ^Win! Pure Epic WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FINNT Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Darth Baras is so fat, that he has Midi-chlorian count of a planet, a big one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhsokaTanorules Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 ^Win! Pure Epic WIN! Mickey: I own the ***** Death Star!!! I own the ****** Millenium Falcon! HAHA! I own the ***** Sith Empire..... Darth Baras: USE that tone with me sparingly! ::Dramatic Pause:: Mickey: You don't.."thud"..tallk to me...HAHA..."thud"...you fat ****!..."thud" HAHA...do you ***** understand me!!..."thud" HAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revansowns Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 When Darth Baras claimed victory in a food contest, Khem Val remarked "Never have I seen one eat so many since the battlefields on Yn and Chabosh." This is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 +100 Internets to the person that edits a clip of you conversing with Baras and the whole time a cookie is in his hand. It's been mentioned before but I really would like to see that http://www.yourepeat.com/watch/?v=fhAMHdqejTQ About 3 mins in, Baras pops a blood vessel lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 In light of Disney aquiring Lucas Arts, Darth Baras decided to visit Disneyland. He is now banned for the following reasons: - When asked how many Cotton Candy's he wanted, kept saying "All of them!" - Breaking the Tea Cups ride after getting stuck in one of them. - Force choking Goofy - Clogging up the toilets - Claiming that the Castle is now the Seat of his new empire, refusing entry to other patrons - 'Recruiting' random patrons as his new Apprentices - When asked to pay for items, presented some form of currency he called Credits. - Incoherent rantings about not being able to break someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmugglersLuck Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Behold! A new Baras Meme! What the Dark Lord really does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicfear Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 That is so hilariously true and funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Behold! A new Baras Meme! What the Dark Lord really does haha nice. Darth Baras considers only one other being darker and more sinister than himself. The Cookie Monster, because he never actually swallows any of the cookies. This pains Baras soo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeters Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 24 pages of fat jokes. How imaginative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 24 pages of fat jokes. How imaginative. Darth Baras wipes with Hutt Barge Sails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmugglersLuck Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 24 pages of fat jokes. How imaginative. Some items may be missing from your fridge in the morning. Don't blame us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Your fridge might be missing in the morning. Don't blame us. Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowyangel Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I have never laughed so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beniboybling Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 24 pages of fat jokes. How imaginative. Ok guys, lets have some skinny jokes... oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatghost Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Behold! A new Baras Meme! What the Dark Lord really does ROFL! Too true, love it. Now if we could only take our Party Jawas into cutscenes...head canon: Party Jawa + my lowbie jugg continuing to sabotage Baras's ever-present pastry cart = good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Darth Baras used to be an adventurer like you, then he discovered double stuffed oreos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selvec Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 The death star is not a space station but a life sized statue of Darth Baras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spor Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Darth Baras does not have to use the force to levitate items around him, they orbit him naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakcatXIII Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 that was awesome. the dancing merc was hilarous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBetty Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 that was awesome. the dancing merc was hilarous I can do delicate haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlippytheWeasel Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I revised the Sith Code for my B'aras character: Pancetta is a lie, there is only Slab Bacon. Through Slab Bacon, I gain Middle Bacon. Through Middle Bacon, I gain Back Bacon. Through Back Bacon, I gain Center-Cut bacon. Through Center-Cut bacon, my hunger is assuaged. Bacon shall set me free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nylsia Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Darth Baras: "I force scream for ice cream!" Darth Baras once needed the Heimlich Maneuver applied after using force choke on a cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bopper Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Darth Baras is so fat SIS has satellites in orbit around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nataph Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Darth Baras doesnt have a lightsaber belt. It's a planetary ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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