grania Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I laughed when my smuggler got two lines in a row on the Esseles. First she said something like "Let the imps come, we can take 'em!" The very next line she said "the imps are here? Where are the escape pods!" I also laughed when my husbands slacker jedi complained about having to make his lightsaber. "haven't I done enough work today??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RepublicGurl Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) I laughed when my smuggler got two lines in a row on the Esseles. First she said something like "Let the imps come, we can take 'em!" The very next line she said "the imps are here? Where are the escape pods!" I also laughed when my husbands slacker jedi complained about having to make his lightsaber. "haven't I done enough work today??" Hahaha! I am also rolling a female Smuggler, and one of my fave lines so far is: --- (On Coruscant after Quest Giver tells you the Senate Tower is in danger of being bombed); Smugger: "Well... sure it's a little gaudy, but that's no reason to burn it down." Quest Giver: (slightly indignant) "Who are you- no, nevermind!" --- I laughed out loud, exited the conversation just so I could redo it to hear it again! Edited March 7, 2012 by RepublicGurl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kabjat Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 That prissy droid on Black Talon: "Greetings! My name is NR-02. My functions include diplomacy, translation, manslaughter, and calumniation." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XInfernoX Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Sith Warrior storyline upon reaching Dromund Kaas and being greeted by one of Darth Baras's slaves and promptly cutting him down for being an irritating sycophant. Vette: Well you started the Dromund Kaas death toll early. Warrior: It was a long shuttle ride... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttered Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 this one isnt so much funny as it is bad**s but a quest giver in DK says after youve accepted the quest... "if the river runs red with rebel blood, ill pay extra" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 These brought a new definition of LOL to me!!! I loved these!!! Im tempted to play through these classes just so I can hear them again!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark-jehts Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 In the balmorra's quest :"The cave 52" , after choosing the dark side options , speaking with the watcher : The watcher : "There is no finest view than gazed rebels running out of a cave into the waiting blasters of your own battalion ...well perhaps sun rises ... but for thoses , you have to wake up early" I lol'd so hard at this line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Eminok Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Dart Baras: YEEEARRRRRGHHHH! I CANNOT BREAK HIM!!!! Sith Warrior: You sure got lungs. Darth Baras: Watch your tongue before I cut it out! Vette: Ok, I'm officially scared. Somewhere on Balmorra: Republic Commando: Time to show you what we're made of. Sith Warrior: Your made of bones that break and blood that spills. Republic Commando: ... and then something like: ATTACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matieu Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 I think there's not enough smuggler lines... In part of the Smuggler Romance, where somebody else proposes to my smugglers lady: "C'mon, this is a no brainer! Sure, he's rich, handsome, and popular. But I'm... me!" This just made me laugh when I said it. And even funnier was the romances response, to the guy who proposed to her, "I'm sorry, I can't argue with logic like that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 23, 2012 Author Share Posted February 23, 2012 I think there's not enough smuggler lines... "I'm sorry, I can't argue with logic like that." thats my line. And what where you thinking? you had to marry him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansrutger Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 At the very beginning of jedi consular gameplay. You walk into a room with someone sending you on mission and he talks and then finally he says: "This... Is..." and almost each video of this gameplay I've seen there is always the player saying "Sparta!" so yeah, I always laugh at that, no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleet_Xia Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 There is a human NPC quareling with a jawa at the Ancorhead spaceport speeder terminal about a droid he bought from him that has a bad vocabulator. the jawa says, "Is not broken, is a feature" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Explosive_Lasers Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 "You're about to face a squad of the Republic's finest." "*draws lightsaber* They're about to be a squad of the Republic's deadest." Elara Dorne: "Status report, lieutenant! Are you injured?" Trooper: [Flirt]"I don't know, I might need an examination." Elara Dorne: "This isn't the time for joking around." (Or something to that effect) Aric Jorgan: "I'm guessing that's a 'no', lieutenant." "Sir, I must inform you that with the energy boosts, my armor and shielding will be impenetrable with your weaponry. But worry not, I'm sure a soldier of your caliber can find a solution. Good luck, sir!" *starts firing missiles and lasers* "-and replace any mention of the Mantellian flutterplume with the number three." "That was the most excruciating way to hide information I have ever heard." "Then you clearly haven't lived enough." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iamgoz Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Ok, on the force-user starter planet, repub side...after you save the Fleshraider baby and bring it to that cat-faced guy. "oooh, a fleshraider baby...." and he says it in such a leering snide way... I want it for my ringtone, I does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobarstep Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) On Nar Shaddaa (pub side), when taking the quest from the Hutt to go destroy the Imperial lab (for not giving him his cut), he says "As far as I'm concerned, anyone inside is a target. Anything nailed down... shoot that, too." On Belsavis (pub side) after rescuing the Sith Lord Whateverhisnameis for the second time in as many quests, you say to him: "Just shut up and help me kill these guys". And, it's not a line, but on a BH mission on Alderaan you get to punch a nobleman in the face. Twice. And get Mako affection for doing it! Edited February 23, 2012 by tobarstep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muk- Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 NPC: This will be the end of you! Reply: [Disconnect] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroSSJJ Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Darth Barus: (something like) You need to keep your nose outta darth business! Me: Im about to stick my lightsaber in a Darth. I loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 Darth Barus: (something like) You need to keep your nose outta darth business! Me: Im about to stick my lightsaber in a Darth. I loved it. So many dirty jokes. So many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Fal- Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Dirty mind necessary but Mako: Never seen an ion cannon this close before... you don't think that's going to fry my implants if we get too close, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anysao Posted February 24, 2012 Author Share Posted February 24, 2012 Eh, the hilariousness level is dying down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobarstep Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 There are a lot I've come across but can't remember because it was a while ago. I was just reminded of one that Gault says when he comes back from missions sometimes: "You win some, you lose some. You just... lost some." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artemys Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I took this screenshot back when I was at this part, I LOLed , had to show some friends even. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/Jedi_of_Night777/Lolalderaan.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salaryman Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 After choosing the reply to an NPC in a dialogue tree: "Whatever crazy lady..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAgony Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I took this screenshot back when I was at this part, I LOLed , had to show some friends even. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/Jedi_of_Night777/Lolalderaan.jpg I was about to post this one... that noble should be careful what he wishes for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grania Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 "Whatever crazy lady..." Get me that disk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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