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Bastion troll thread.


DreamerBrian

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Few people know this but there was, in fact, a fourth wiseman who gave Jesus the gift of beard. Jesus stood up out of his manger saying it was his favorite gift of all four. The other three wisemen were so jealous that they paid people off, did people favors etc. to omit the Bastion's name from any historical records. Mysteriously all three wisemen died from blaster and lightsaber wounds.
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