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Operation: Occupy the Missus


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Well yeah I got a day off today as I thought:

"15th start, HAH be smart take the 16th off..."

 

Sooo I am waiting now, and I got bored watching the Timeline over and over again I came up with this.

 

What do you do to keep the lady in line, while you play?

 

All of you in a relationship know what I'm talking about (unles she is also a gamer ofc).

All of those who are not, do not, period people.. you don't!

 

No Derp, I am not talking about your mum...

 

Rules are simple, no:

"yada yada I so cool all my b****es obey"

"my imaginary girlfriend actually makes me play"

"LAWL That's why I'm solo dog!" => no, let's face it, it's because you don't shower and your toothbrush died in cobwebs

 

Here's all the stuff I did, had to do, deals I pulled:

 

  • Buy her a 3 Season Blue Ray Box Set of her favorite series
  • Got her a laptop so she can facebook on the couch
  • record all the "Idol / Voice of / Talent Crap" Shows all the week
  • For the beta WE, promised to go watch "Breaking Dawn" with her <= worst mistake ever
  • Do more stuff at home than usual
  • Watch daily soaps with her, to play later on

 

Just a few things, want to keep some for later, now what do YOU DO?

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If you really want her occupied for a while, go onto 4chan, post her phone number and say she's a pedophile.

 

That'll occupy her for a while.

 

EDIT: Either that or some really right ropes.

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Well yeah I got a day off today as I thought:

"15th start, HAH be smart take the 16th off..."

 

Sooo I am waiting now, and I got bored watching the Timeline over and over again I came up with this.

 

What do you do to keep the lady in line, while you play?

 

All of you in a relationship know what I'm talking about (unles she is also a gamer ofc).

All of those who are not, do not, period people.. you don't!

 

No Derp, I am not talking about your mum...

 

Rules are simple, no:

"yada yada I so cool all my b****es obey"

"my imaginary girlfriend actually makes me play"

"LAWL That's why I'm solo dog!" => no, let's face it, it's because you don't shower and your toothbrush died in cobwebs

 

Here's all the stuff I did, had to do, deals I pulled:

 

  • Buy her a 3 Season Blue Ray Box Set of her favorite series
  • Got her a laptop so she can facebook on the couch
  • record all the "Idol / Voice of / Talent Crap" Shows all the week
  • For the beta WE, promised to go watch "Breaking Dawn" with her <= worst mistake ever
  • Do more stuff at home than usual
  • Watch daily soaps with her, to play later on

 

Just a few things, want to keep some for later, now what do YOU DO?

 

Ok, I actually read all that this time.

You sir, are whipped. Hardcore. If that's what a real relationship consists of, I don't want it. I'll stick to my bar fun.

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Well yeah I got a day off today as I thought:

"15th start, HAH be smart take the 16th off..."

 

Sooo I am waiting now, and I got bored watching the Timeline over and over again I came up with this.

 

What do you do to keep the lady in line, while you play?

 

All of you in a relationship know what I'm talking about (unles she is also a gamer ofc).

All of those who are not, do not, period people.. you don't!

 

No Derp, I am not talking about your mum...

 

Rules are simple, no:

"yada yada I so cool all my b****es obey"

"my imaginary girlfriend actually makes me play"

"LAWL That's why I'm solo dog!" => no, let's face it, it's because you don't shower and your toothbrush died in cobwebs

 

Here's all the stuff I did, had to do, deals I pulled:

 

  • Buy her a 3 Season Blue Ray Box Set of her favorite series
  • Got her a laptop so she can facebook on the couch
  • record all the "Idol / Voice of / Talent Crap" Shows all the week
  • For the beta WE, promised to go watch "Breaking Dawn" with her <= worst mistake ever
  • Do more stuff at home than usual
  • Watch daily soaps with her, to play later on

 

Just a few things, want to keep some for later, now what do YOU DO?

 

LOL, your post makes me appreciate my girlfriend ohhh so much more. Wow man, I hope you gotta good job. That is a lot of money to drop just to be able to play a game. I guess I am fortunate with my girlfriend. Glad you are able to play at least, for now LOLS.

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im in the same boat as u,

 

she watches all kinds of tv shows, lots of girly ones...so i encourage her to expand into other tv shows and try and get her hooked on those.

 

when ever she wants to have a girls night ill encourage her to have more girls nights!

she is having one tomorrow night, i cant wait for that.

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I *am* the missus. But to keep the husband happy I:

 

organised his work clothes for the week so he won't come 'hey where's this or that'

cooked alot of lasagna and casserole which is sitting in the freezer ready to be defrosted for dinners!

encouraged him to play more Battlefield 3

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