Segaki Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Well yeah I got a day off today as I thought: "15th start, HAH be smart take the 16th off..." Sooo I am waiting now, and I got bored watching the Timeline over and over again I came up with this. What do you do to keep the lady in line, while you play? All of you in a relationship know what I'm talking about (unles she is also a gamer ofc). All of those who are not, do not, period people.. you don't! No Derp, I am not talking about your mum... Rules are simple, no: "yada yada I so cool all my b****es obey" "my imaginary girlfriend actually makes me play" "LAWL That's why I'm solo dog!" => no, let's face it, it's because you don't shower and your toothbrush died in cobwebs Here's all the stuff I did, had to do, deals I pulled: Buy her a 3 Season Blue Ray Box Set of her favorite series Got her a laptop so she can facebook on the couch record all the "Idol / Voice of / Talent Crap" Shows all the week For the beta WE, promised to go watch "Breaking Dawn" with her <= worst mistake ever Do more stuff at home than usual Watch daily soaps with her, to play later on Just a few things, want to keep some for later, now what do YOU DO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cravenid Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 i gave her an ipad ! problems solved she now just spends her evenings on the couch playing silly addictive games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claxdog Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) I just tell her to shut the hell up and get back in the kitchen. Edited December 16, 2011 by claxdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annedromeda Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I AM the missus, and I have to play to give my man peace! Pretty good deal though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxanna Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I just tell her to shut the hell up and get back in the kitchen. I put her computer desk in the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zamzamgyro Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 She loves playing Skyrim, so I intend to let her play as much as possible. I've also told her that when I do get on I'm probably going to be busy for a day or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annedromeda Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I put her computer desk in the kitchen Now THAT is funny =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kricys Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Buy her a replacement dude for a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironix Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) If you really want her occupied for a while, go onto 4chan, post her phone number and say she's a pedophile. That'll occupy her for a while. EDIT: Either that or some really right ropes. Edited December 16, 2011 by ironix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failheals Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 -Cooks and hands woman a book.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladywhiterose Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 What did my husband have to do? Preorder 2 copies. One for me; one for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lpphoenix Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I pitch a tent on top of her and complain about the 1% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kricys Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Well yeah I got a day off today as I thought: "15th start, HAH be smart take the 16th off..." Sooo I am waiting now, and I got bored watching the Timeline over and over again I came up with this. What do you do to keep the lady in line, while you play? All of you in a relationship know what I'm talking about (unles she is also a gamer ofc). All of those who are not, do not, period people.. you don't! No Derp, I am not talking about your mum... Rules are simple, no: "yada yada I so cool all my b****es obey" "my imaginary girlfriend actually makes me play" "LAWL That's why I'm solo dog!" => no, let's face it, it's because you don't shower and your toothbrush died in cobwebs Here's all the stuff I did, had to do, deals I pulled: Buy her a 3 Season Blue Ray Box Set of her favorite series Got her a laptop so she can facebook on the couch record all the "Idol / Voice of / Talent Crap" Shows all the week For the beta WE, promised to go watch "Breaking Dawn" with her <= worst mistake ever Do more stuff at home than usual Watch daily soaps with her, to play later on Just a few things, want to keep some for later, now what do YOU DO? Ok, I actually read all that this time. You sir, are whipped. Hardcore. If that's what a real relationship consists of, I don't want it. I'll stick to my bar fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greennunu Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Broke up with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fardreamer Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Buy her a replacement dude for a month. Oddly enough, I am coincidentally running a discount on my wife distracting services this month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clocknane Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Well yeah I got a day off today as I thought: "15th start, HAH be smart take the 16th off..." Sooo I am waiting now, and I got bored watching the Timeline over and over again I came up with this. What do you do to keep the lady in line, while you play? All of you in a relationship know what I'm talking about (unles she is also a gamer ofc). All of those who are not, do not, period people.. you don't! No Derp, I am not talking about your mum... Rules are simple, no: "yada yada I so cool all my b****es obey" "my imaginary girlfriend actually makes me play" "LAWL That's why I'm solo dog!" => no, let's face it, it's because you don't shower and your toothbrush died in cobwebs Here's all the stuff I did, had to do, deals I pulled: Buy her a 3 Season Blue Ray Box Set of her favorite series Got her a laptop so she can facebook on the couch record all the "Idol / Voice of / Talent Crap" Shows all the week For the beta WE, promised to go watch "Breaking Dawn" with her <= worst mistake ever Do more stuff at home than usual Watch daily soaps with her, to play later on Just a few things, want to keep some for later, now what do YOU DO? LOL, your post makes me appreciate my girlfriend ohhh so much more. Wow man, I hope you gotta good job. That is a lot of money to drop just to be able to play a game. I guess I am fortunate with my girlfriend. Glad you are able to play at least, for now LOLS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kricys Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I pitch a tent on top of her and complain about the 1% I can't stop giggling reading those words and looking at that avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
econtutor Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I pitch a tent on top of her and complain about the 1% My favorite reply of the thread . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Darkstar Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 All of you in a relationship know what I'm talking about (unles she is also a gamer ofc). My gf is a gamer but isn't getting her copy until xmas lol. She isn't happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moerken Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 "Saw some cheap make-up and haircut poster ad's on way home" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieldMarshall Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I woke up early so i could play before she got up. Alas, i forgot about the downtime.She will sleep for about 2 more hours... There's not enough time!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boulevarde Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 im in the same boat as u, she watches all kinds of tv shows, lots of girly ones...so i encourage her to expand into other tv shows and try and get her hooked on those. when ever she wants to have a girls night ill encourage her to have more girls nights!she is having one tomorrow night, i cant wait for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie_Bear Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 to quote a movie "here's a nice stick to beat the lovely lady" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyraelle Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I *am* the missus. But to keep the husband happy I: organised his work clothes for the week so he won't come 'hey where's this or that'cooked alot of lasagna and casserole which is sitting in the freezer ready to be defrosted for dinners! encouraged him to play more Battlefield 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirrah Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I am the Missus, i got my boyfriend hooked on ToR, he paid for my DE for xmas <3 But then he went and bought himself a CE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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