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If you had the force IRL


DjXeela

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When standing in line and there's that person who is taking ages, i would use mindtrick on them, make them wander off to get things moving.

 

When im trying to by my groceries and theres some 15 year old girl filing her nails with a "Register closed" sign, i would mind trick her to let me buy my good and get out of there.

 

Just sat down after a long shift and remote is to far away to reach, force grab it *****es.

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I would never have to worry about standing up to get the remote ever again.

 

Good times.

 

Funny thing is: I have looked at the remote across the room so many times through out my life and thought to myself, "If only I could use the force." Then I picture old Obi-Wan saying "Use the force, Luke"

 

Also I'd rob a bank

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I would do horrible things like force throw the slow drivers off the road or force choke the guy who tells me smoking is bad for me or use mind trick to convince everyone that rocks are money and thereby make everyone equal because rocks are everywhere. then once everyone can buy and sell freely for rocks I would throw rocks at people and they would be happy and wounded.
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