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*holo communication established"

 

Hey guys, I'm at coruscant spaceport, there is a possibility I'll be late for the party.

 

*turns away*

 

No officer, this is a healing device ..... yes I know it looks like an anti tank cannon.

 

*sigh*

 

Well, seems it will take me more time than planned to board the transportship. Dont go and kill all of the sith scum without me please. Over and out.

 

*holo communication ends"

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I've told my team that the big gun is for anesthesia...but they aren't buying it. This could be a tricky healing role.

 

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Jedi Knight: "Why is he behind us with a gattling canon?"

Jedi Consular: "Wait...what? Didn't he sign on as the Medic?!"

Jedi Knight #2: "He says that he has a special ammo he uses to heal with it"

 

* All three Jedi look at each other and blink *

 

Jedi Knight: "Hey Trooper! What's this special ammo of yours called?"

 

Trooper: "Uh, That's my Hammer Shot sir!"

 

Jedi Consular: "Good lord. Is he serious?"

Jedi Knight #2: "I'm afraid he is, says he named it after a show on the holonet called Dr. Horrible's sing along blog"

 

* All three Jedi look at each other and blink *

 

* All three Jedi turn toward the trooper and wave their hands in the air *

 

Jedi In unison: "We are not the group you're looking for"

Trooper: "You are not the group I'm looking for"

 

Jedi Knight: "Quick, lets get out of here before he recovers!"

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