Rayla_Felana Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 (edited) (MODS, please excuse the suggestive profanity, I * out the actual words.) *Masters Windu, Kolar, Fisto and Tiin burst into Anakin and Palpatine plotting the destruction of the Jedi and Yoda and hear everything they were saying.* Palpatine: Ah Master Windu, I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then? Windu: In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, SHUT THE **** UP! Palpatine: I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****** up with us and Master Yoda, W-we got into this thing with the best intentions for the Republic, Really, I never... *Windu decapitates Anakin with his lightsaber.* Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that, continue... you were saying something about best intentions, what's the matter? Oh...you were finished? oh well allow me to retort, What does Master Yoda look like? Palpatine: What? Windu: What planet are you from? Palpatine: What? Windu: 'What' ain't no planet i ever heard of, they speak Basic in what? Palpatine: What? Windu: Basic Mother ****** do you speak it? Palpatine: Yes! Windu: so you Know what i'm saying? Palpatine: Yes! Windu: Describe what master Yoda looks like! Palpatine: Wh-what? Windu: Say 'What' again, Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya Mother******, say what one more gosh darn time. Palpatine: Well he's...short. Windu: Go on! Palpatine: and...green... Windu: Does he look like a *****? Palpatine: W...what?(Windu kicks Palpatine in the face.) Windu: DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-*****?!?!?! Palpatine: NOOOO!!! Windu: Then why'd ya try to **** him like a *****? Palpatine: I didn't!!! Windu:Yes you did! YES YOU DID, PALPATINE!!! You tried to **** him. And Master Yoda don't like to be ****** by anybody except Mrs. Yoda. *decapitates Sidious after a failed attempt by Sidious to kill them all with lightning* *Cuts to end credits and Star Wars theme* Edited March 18, 2012 by Rayla_Felana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLonelyTusken Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 What is this I don't even... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted March 18, 2012 Author Share Posted March 18, 2012 (edited) What is this I don't even... Go and watch Pulp Fiction, dear lord. Edited March 18, 2012 by Rayla_Felana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximand Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Go and watch Pulp Fiction, dear lord. I got it. And thank you for the lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLonelyTusken Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Go and watch Pulp Fiction, dear lord. Oh I knew what you were doing, but it was poorly done, and it didn't really make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ukonius Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 LOL enjoyed the visual I got from it. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted March 18, 2012 Author Share Posted March 18, 2012 I got it. And thank you for the lulz. Lol thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted March 18, 2012 Author Share Posted March 18, 2012 Oh I knew what you were doing, but it was poorly done, and it didn't really make sense. I'm sorry to have disappointed you, your highness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayla_Felana Posted March 18, 2012 Author Share Posted March 18, 2012 LOL enjoyed the visual I got from it. 10/10 Lol I was thinking of doing an EPI III: Pulp Fiction edition but CBA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mefit Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 (edited) (MODS, please excuse the suggestive profanity, I * out the actual words.) *Masters Windu, Kolar, Fisto and Tiin burst into Anakin and Palpatine plotting the destruction of the Jedi and Yoda and hear everything they were saying.* Palpatine: Ah Master Windu, I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then? Windu: In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, SHUT THE **** UP! Palpatine: I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****** up with us and Master Yoda, W-we get into this thing with the best intentions for the Republic, Really, I never... *Windu decapitates Anakin with his lightsaber.* Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that, continue... you were saying something about best intentions, what's the matter? Oh...you were finished? oh well allow me to retort, What does Master Yoda look like? Palpatine: What? Windu: What planet are you from? Palpatine: What? Windu: 'What' ain't no planet i ever heard of, they speak Basic in what? Palpatine: What? Windu: Basic Mother ****** do you speak it? Palpatine: Yes! Windu: so you Know what i'm saying? Palpatine: Yes! Windu: Describe what master Yoda looks like! Palpatine: Wh-what? Windu: Say 'What' again, Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya Mother******, say what one more gosh darn time. Palpatine: Well he's...short. Windu: Go on! Palpatine: and...green... Windu: Does he look like a *****? Palpatine: W...what?(Windu kicks Palpatine in the face.) Windu: DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-*****?!?!?! Palpatine: NOOOO!!! Windu: Then why'd ya try to **** him like a *****? Palpatine: I didn't!!! Windu:Yes you did! YES YOU DID, PALPATINE!!! You tried to **** him. And Master Yoda don't like to be ****** by anybody except Mrs. Yoda. *decapitates Sidious after a failed attempt by Sidious to kill them all with lightning* *Cuts to end credits and Star Wars theme* By far the best use of Pulpfiction ever ! I was thinking of doing this but I think you did it best , thankyou for bringing this to the forums ! Very Good ! Edited March 18, 2012 by mefit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonddug Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 (edited) (MODS, please excuse the suggestive profanity, I * out the actual words.) *Masters Windu, Kolar, Fisto and Tiin burst into Anakin and Palpatine plotting the destruction of the Jedi and Yoda and hear everything they were saying.* Palpatine: Ah Master Windu, I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then? Windu: In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, SHUT THE **** UP! Palpatine: I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****** up with us and Master Yoda, W-we get into this thing with the best intentions for the Republic, Really, I never... *Windu decapitates Anakin with his lightsaber.* Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that, continue... you were saying something about best intentions, what's the matter? Oh...you were finished? oh well allow me to retort, What does Master Yoda look like? Palpatine: What? Windu: What planet are you from? Palpatine: What? Windu: 'What' ain't no planet i ever heard of, they speak Basic in what? Palpatine: What? Windu: Basic Mother ****** do you speak it? Palpatine: Yes! Windu: so you Know what i'm saying? Palpatine: Yes! Windu: Describe what master Yoda looks like! Palpatine: Wh-what? Windu: Say 'What' again, Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya Mother******, say what one more gosh darn time. Palpatine: Well he's...short. Windu: Go on! Palpatine: and...green... Windu: Does he look like a *****? Palpatine: W...what?(Windu kicks Palpatine in the face.) Windu: DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-*****?!?!?! Palpatine: NOOOO!!! Windu: Then why'd ya try to **** him like a *****? Palpatine: I didn't!!! Windu:Yes you did! YES YOU DID, PALPATINE!!! You tried to **** him. And Master Yoda don't like to be ****** by anybody except Mrs. Yoda. *decapitates Sidious after a failed attempt by Sidious to kill them all with lightning* *Cuts to end credits and Star Wars theme* HAHAHAHA!! Windu is Yoda's hit man. Uh oh just had the image of Yoda needing to be saved from the back room some where by Bruce Willis. Poor Yoda. Edited March 18, 2012 by Diamonddug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Zone Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 First, just let me say Epic Win, young lady. HAHAHAHA!! Windu is Yoda's hit man. Uh oh just had the image of Yoda needing to be saved from the back room some where by Bruce Willis. Poor Yoda. Second, it was Obi-Wan that saved Yoda from the back room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCommando Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undeadsithdread Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (MODS, please excuse the suggestive profanity, I * out the actual words.) *Masters Windu, Kolar, Fisto and Tiin burst into Anakin and Palpatine plotting the destruction of the Jedi and Yoda and hear everything they were saying.* Palpatine: Ah Master Windu, I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then? Windu: In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, SHUT THE **** UP! Palpatine: I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****** up with us and Master Yoda, W-we got into this thing with the best intentions for the Republic, Really, I never... *Windu decapitates Anakin with his lightsaber.* Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that, continue... you were saying something about best intentions, what's the matter? Oh...you were finished? oh well allow me to retort, What does Master Yoda look like? Palpatine: What? Windu: What planet are you from? Palpatine: What? Windu: 'What' ain't no planet i ever heard of, they speak Basic in what? Palpatine: What? Windu: Basic Mother ****** do you speak it? Palpatine: Yes! Windu: so you Know what i'm saying? Palpatine: Yes! Windu: Describe what master Yoda looks like! Palpatine: Wh-what? Windu: Say 'What' again, Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya Mother******, say what one more gosh darn time. Palpatine: Well he's...short. Windu: Go on! Palpatine: and...green... Windu: Does he look like a *****? Palpatine: W...what?(Windu kicks Palpatine in the face.) Windu: DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-*****?!?!?! Palpatine: NOOOO!!! Windu: Then why'd ya try to **** him like a *****? Palpatine: I didn't!!! Windu:Yes you did! YES YOU DID, PALPATINE!!! You tried to **** him. And Master Yoda don't like to be ****** by anybody except Mrs. Yoda. *decapitates Sidious after a failed attempt by Sidious to kill them all with lightning* *Cuts to end credits and Star Wars theme* where is enough is enough part? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roflmaomgwtfbbq Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 (edited) :DThis is more entertaining than the scene in the movie I was also wondering what really happened during the argument of obi and anakin in mustafar . Edited March 22, 2012 by roflmaomgwtfbbq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Karsk Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 Very funny, ty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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