DeltaEkotte Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted... just granted, no corruption here... well... ok... if I have to... Granted, unfortunately The Who, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple and Queen never existed as well. I wish I had a news helicopter. Granted, but you are the helicopter itself, and the pilot gets killed in a car crash so you just sit on the tarmac at the airport waiting. I wish that would stop comparing their jobs to being easier than serving in the militar/police/etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdbgjfdhjgkjdhsg Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Granted, but you are the helicopter itself, and the pilot gets killed in a car crash so you just sit on the tarmac at the airport waiting. I wish that would stop comparing their jobs to being easier than serving in the militar/police/etc. Granted, they stop comparing their jobs to you because they are now part of your team so they annoy all day. I wish I had $1,000,000 given to me as a reward from a raffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Granted, they stop comparing their jobs to you because they are now part of your team so they annoy all day. I wish I had $1,000,000 given to me as a reward from a raffle. Granted... but you lost your raffle ticket and are not able to claim the prize. I wish I could find a place that teaches judo in my area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Uncreative Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I wish I could find a place that teaches judo in my area. Granted, except they refuse to teach you. I wish that the only sewing shop in my town would stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdbgjfdhjgkjdhsg Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Granted, except they refuse to teach you. I wish that the only sewing shop in my town would stay Granted, everyone in your town gets addicted to sowing and it creeps the rest of the world out to see babies sowing. I wish for ocean front property in Kansas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangefishboy Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Granted, everyone in your town gets addicted to sowing and it creeps the rest of the world out to see babies sowing. I wish for ocean front property in Kansas. Granted, but the ocean dries up and is now a desert. I wish I had a potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghoul_drool Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Granted, but the ocean dries up and is now a desert. I wish I had a potato. Granted, but it's stuck up your nose and you can't get it out. I wish JJ includes Thrawn in the new Star Wars film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The-Uncreative Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I wish JJ includes Thrawn in the new Star Wars film. granted, but he only appears for one short scene and has no lines or plot relevance. I wish I had a new headset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdbgjfdhjgkjdhsg Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 granted, but he only appears for one short scene and has no lines or plot relevance. I wish I had a new headset Granted, but as soon as you open it it breaks. I wish the government did an experiment on me which gives me super strength and force lighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Granted, but as soon as you open it it breaks. I wish the government did an experiment on me which gives me super strength and force lighting. Granted, but they never let you out of their sight and you keep zapping yourself unconscious. I wish for everlasting world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangefishboy Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Granted, but they never let you out of their sight and you keep zapping yourself unconscious. I wish for everlasting world peace. Granted, but the world is peaceful because everything is dead. I wish for a dead rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirdthestrill Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Granted, however, several days later, the rat comes back to life. I wish that I could just wave my hand and magically be accepted to the college of my choice, with a full ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangefishboy Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) Granted, however, several days later, the rat comes back to life. I wish that I could just wave my hand and magically be accepted to the college of my choice, with a full ride. Granted, but in waving your hand, all but one of the colleges disappear. I wish for a black lighsaber crystal. Edited January 30, 2014 by orangefishboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Granted, but in waving your hand, all but one of the colleges disappear. I wish for a black lighsaber crystal. Granted! But it makes you Level 1, and all your gear gray-quality. Not sure if it's been done, but I wish I had some of the companions IRL as my personal minions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangefishboy Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted! But it makes you Level 1, and all your gear gray-quality. Not sure if it's been done, but I wish I had some of the companions IRL as my personal minions. Granted, but the ones you get happen to be 2V-R8 and C2-N2, and they can't stop repainting your room. Same color of course, only fresher! I wish upon a star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Granted, but the ones you get happen to be 2V-R8 and C2-N2, and they can't stop repainting your room. Same color of course, only fresher! I wish upon a star. You got it! You look up from your estate on Alderaan, and make a wish upon a star. Though that is a rather large star. As a matter of fact, it looks like a small moon... I wish I DID have the ship droids to paint my room, and devise meal plans, and do all the crap work around my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 You got it! You look up from your estate on Alderaan, and make a wish upon a star. Though that is a rather large star. As a matter of fact, it looks like a small moon... I wish I DID have the ship droids to paint my room, and devise meal plans, and do all the crap work around my house. Granted, but they're crap at it and they won't stop saying the same two sentences over and over, driving you mad in the process. I wish to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangefishboy Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Granted, but they're crap at it and they won't stop saying the same two sentences over and over, driving you mad in the process. I wish to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Granted, but seeing them driven before you makes you blind, and hearing the lamentation makes you deaf. I wish I could blow up Alderaan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Granted, but seeing them driven before you makes you blind, and hearing the lamentation makes you deaf. I wish I could blow up Alderaan. Grats, you're now Wilhuff Tarkin! I wish I never realized that Grand Moff Kilran is Quinn, body style 4. Once you see it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadpoolCorp Posted February 9, 2014 Author Share Posted February 9, 2014 granted but then your game gets buggy and quinn has body type 4. I must say I'm surprised at how large this thread has become I wish I could look like hk-51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trooperclay Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 granted but then your game gets buggy and quinn has body type 4. I must say I'm surprised at how large this thread has become I wish I could look like hk-51 Granted, but he has a faulty wiring and blows up. I wish I could play a voss in-game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Granted, but he has a faulty wiring and blows up. I wish I could play a voss in-game. Granted, but Voss is only playable in GSF. I wish to be a guest on Top Gear (UK). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangefishboy Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Granted, but Voss is only playable in GSF. I wish to be a guest on Top Gear (UK). Granted, but in the episode you're a guest on they're talking about this. I wish it was my birthday so I could make another wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaxSithari Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Granted, but in the episode you're a guest on they're talking about this. I wish it was my birthday so I could make another wish. Happy 1st birthday! How is a baby playing SWTOR? Why would you want to go through puberty again? I wish I were strong in the Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orangefishboy Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Happy 1st birthday! How is a baby playing SWTOR? Why would you want to go through puberty again? I wish I were strong in the Force. Granted, you're strong in the Force of gravity due to your new weight of 10,000 lbs. I wish I didn't have to make a new wish with every post, and could just corrupt other peoples' wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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