DeadpoolCorp Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Corrupt-a-wish! The rules are simple: I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth. For example: first person: I wish I had a corvette. Next person: granted but... it was crushed by a falling wrecking ball. I wish I had a bucket of pennies... now that everyone knows the rules.... I wish I was the sith emperor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theborch Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 granted... your new position also includes a powerful apprentice who will in the next few days kill you and take your place. I wish I had a mansion with stripper maids & cooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamagsAwesome Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 granted... your new position also includes a powerful apprentice who will in the next few days kill you and take your place. I wish I had a mansion with stripper maids & cooks. Granted... the stripper maids and cooks are all ugly slaves that hate you and are planning to kill you in your sleep. I wish I were a ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustARandomGuy Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Granted... the stripper maids and cooks are all ugly slaves that hate you and are planning to kill you in your sleep. I wish I were a ninja. Granted.... Except Black is soo passe these days. You don't mind wearing polka dots do you? I wish I was able to fly under my own power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnusheart Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted.... Except Black is soo passe these days. You don't mind wearing polka dots do you? I wish I was able to fly under my own power. Granted, but you can only fly when you need to use the toilet. I wish I had a real TARDIS. (time machine that can go through time and space) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but you can only fly when you need to use the toilet. I wish I had a real TARDIS. (time machine that can go through time and space) Granted, but it's a one way machine that destroys upon use. I wish i had 2 lightsabers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnusheart Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but it's a one way machine that destroys upon use. I wish i had 2 lightsabers Granted, but you cut your foot off by accident because you turned the safety off when it was on your belt. I wish I had a Portal Gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshlaBoga Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 (edited) Granted, but it's a one way machine that destroys upon use. I wish i had 2 lightsabers Granted - one of your lightsabers contains a homing beacon planted by the SIS that allows them to blow you up from orbit. I wish I had an Avalanche Heavy Tank EDIT: Drat response was posted before I posted this:o Edited July 16, 2013 by AshlaBoga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but you cut your foot off by accident because you turned the safety off when it was on your belt. I wish I had a Portal Gun. Granted, but it backfired everytime it fires, hitting you instead. Human portal! I wish I had larger breasts. (Have fun with that one guys ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callin Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted but they weigh 500lbs each. I wish I had a Klondike Bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnusheart Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted but they weigh 500lbs each. I wish I had a Klondike Bar. Granted, but there is a bug in it. I wish I had a Siri phone with the voice of GladOs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but there is a bug in it. I wish I had a Siri phone with the voice of GladOs Granted, but it only has that voice if you spill an embarrassing secret onto these forums every day. I wish I had an Aston Martin DB-9 in white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimex Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but it only has that voice if you spill an embarrassing secret onto these forums every day. I wish I had an Aston Martin DB-9 in white Granted, it's a miniature replica I wish I had a billion pounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, it's a miniature replica I wish I had a billion pounds Granted, but you're crushed under the weight. I wish for a flamethrower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RisenDragon Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but you're crushed under the weight. I wish for a flamethrower. granted, but it misfires and catches your house on fire. I wish that I had unlimited magical capacity with the ability to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadpoolCorp Posted July 16, 2013 Author Share Posted July 16, 2013 granted but the government dissects you to learn about them I wish I had a pet monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callin Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 granted but the government dissects you to learn about them I wish I had a pet monkey Granted you become Michael Jackson (heyo! lol) I wish I was Immune to all Disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted you become Michael Jackson (heyo! lol) I wish I was Immune to all Disease. Granted, but your family get all the diseases you're immune to. I wish time travel was possible *Trollface* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braxxiss Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 (edited) Granted, but your family get all the diseases you're immune to. I wish time travel was possible *Trollface* Granted, but you can only go back in time 2 seconds after 5 minutes of meditation rendering the few seconds back irrelevant. I wish I never had to worry for money again. Edited July 16, 2013 by Braxxiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Granted, but you can only go back in time 2 seconds after 5 minutes of meditation rendering the few seconds back irrelevant. I wish I never had to worry for money again. Granted... but you're in prison for life. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimex Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted... but you're in prison for life. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat. Granted, but the bat got to the rabbit first...........oh dear. Just, just don't look in the hat, ok I wish I had unlimited pudding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZirusZero Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but the bat got to the rabbit first...........oh dear. Just, just don't look in the hat, ok I wish I had unlimited pudding. Granted, but you become obese from eating it all. I wish I had an assault cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlienEyeTX Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted, but you become obese from eating it all. I wish I had an assault cannon. Granted, but no one makes ammo for it. I wish I had a cherry tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canino Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) Granted, but no one makes ammo for it. I wish I had a cherry tree. Granted.... but G. Washington chops it down and it falls on you. I wish I had a Neon Sign. Edited July 17, 2013 by Canino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenial Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Granted.... but G. Washington chops it down and it falls on you. I wish I had a Neon Sign. Granted, but the chemicals eventually seep out and explode, destroying everything in a 6 mile radius. I wish Coke had 0 calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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