Please upgrade your browser for the best possible experience.

Chrome Firefox Internet Explorer
×

Full Premades In Lowbie Warzones

STAR WARS: The Old Republic > English > Server Forums > The Harbinger
Full Premades In Lowbie Warzones
 

Jimmajamma's Avatar


Jimmajamma
06.15.2015 , 12:21 PM | #51
Quote: Originally Posted by RooRider View Post
This was a heartfelt, touching story that really moved me (or maybe that was the burrito I had for lunch).
I would like to option your story for possible film adaptation.
Kevin James could play you, on your harrowing quest for pvp immortality.
Rosie O'Donnell can play your disgruntled wife.
The fat kid from 2 1/2 Men can play your neglected son, who falls in with the wrong crowd, leading him to troll general chat on starter planets.
Robert Iler can play the brash, hot-shot guildie who types "git gud" and "you n00bs g0t rekt" after face rolling lowbies.
Sally Struthers can play the female guildie all the guys are in love with.
And Cameron from Modern Family can play the guild gm who keeps the machine in motion, through the highs and lows that are inevitable in the intense world of lowbie pvp, finally realizing his month old dream of building the greatest guild in lowbies.
I'll pass.

Unless it stars Chris Pratt. So hot right now.
Garbinger
Dirty-randy
Make America Great Again

BowtieJones's Avatar


BowtieJones
06.15.2015 , 09:59 PM | #52
Quote: Originally Posted by RooRider View Post
This was a heartfelt, touching story that really moved me (or maybe that was the burrito I had for lunch).
I would like to option your story for possible film adaptation.
Kevin James could play you, on your harrowing quest for pvp immortality.
Rosie O'Donnell can play your disgruntled wife.
The fat kid from 2 1/2 Men can play your neglected son, who falls in with the wrong crowd, leading him to troll general chat on starter planets.
Robert Iler can play the brash, hot-shot guildie who types "git gud" and "you n00bs g0t rekt" after face rolling lowbies.
Sally Struthers can play the female guildie all the guys are in love with.
And Cameron from Modern Family can play the guild gm who keeps the machine in motion, through the highs and lows that are inevitable in the intense world of lowbie pvp, finally realizing his month old dream of building the greatest guild in lowbies.


Quote: Originally Posted by Jimmajamma View Post
I'll pass.

Unless it stars Chris Pratt. So hot right now.

Mr. Pratt is a bit bulkier than I am, but the face isn't far off, and I guess the movie version of me would have to be a bigger better version of myself, so that works. I like the idea of Ms. O'Donnel though. She's a firecracker.

The rest of the ideas for cast, however...this seems like some kind of unimaginative sitcom. Not what I'm going for. A bit of comedy is good. It's a natural part of life. When it becomes playing for the jokes, however, it comes off as canned and horrible. I'm sure Cameron has it in him, but the kid would need to be better than two and a half men.

As my casting director, RooRider, you are gonna need to think outside of the box. This is a difficult story. A gritty, nose to the grindstone, take no prisoners tale of a man that solo queued regs for three years. This is a man that did not give up. He looked that the mountain and said "I'm not going to scale you! NO! I'm going to lay some freaking tnt at your base and blow you the heck up." And in the end, when he demolished that mountain, the beauty that he saw manifested in the lowbie bracket and he grabbed his friends, did the angry dance, conga lined a nobones, and rp walked over the broken spirits and dreams of all that opposed him.

That is a mighty tale. Not some tale told by google searching popular overweight actors.

Friqenstein's Avatar


Friqenstein
06.15.2015 , 11:52 PM | #53
Quote: Originally Posted by CaptRogue View Post
IF Blue Octagon/Red Octagon are so big & bad, why do we never see them in 60 PvP? Are they just stuck in noobie PvP? Purposefully staying there or what?
Because if they're as bad as this thread makes them out to be & they're PvPing that much, then my goodness some of them should be wrecking 60 PvP by now.
reedin iz hard!

Grue_Hunter's Avatar


Grue_Hunter
06.16.2015 , 12:51 AM | #54
Quote: Originally Posted by CaptRogue View Post
Wait till you hit 60 & face the teams Hustle & Tryhard in the same Warzone. Or Lemon Party.
Yesterday warzones were bad on Harb. Worse I've ever seen it. Pubs couldn't play worth crap.
"Lets run here like idiots & not guard anything!" The imps I faced were almost completely premades and with what they were doing to us Pubs, I am going to assume they were ranked geared too.

And I'm not one that's ever been against premades, but sorry, if you get in a warzone & as soon as members of your team see who we are facing start quitting, that's BAD. Bad for PvP, bad for players. That happened a TON too. Pubs constantly quitting matches because we were 3 capped, constantly being zerged, couldn't defend. *smh*
Hustle, Lemon Party, Tryhard, and any others that are doing that need to just queue ranked against each other. See who's better then. Battle of the guilds.
If players are patient, you'll often see the same guilds jumping sides to their Pub toons. The PvP winds blow in every direction: if you are patient, wait a while and it will change.

Grue_Hunter's Avatar


Grue_Hunter
06.16.2015 , 12:54 AM | #55
Quote: Originally Posted by -Holmes View Post
Offhands are bugged and often to not display.
It's not just offhands that are bugged and don't display in wzs, I've seen mainhand and relics not appear.

Jimmajamma's Avatar


Jimmajamma
06.16.2015 , 07:52 AM | #56
Quote: Originally Posted by Grue_Hunter View Post
The PvP winds blow in every direction: if you are patient, wait a while and it will change.
Makes me think of this

You're welcome, Harbinger.
Garbinger
Dirty-randy
Make America Great Again