corrupt a wish!

Granted, the new super steroids made you ripped but now you need a magnifying glass to find your junk.

I wish I had a jet pack.

it blows up mid air, you fall from the sky. Surprisingly you are still alive, however your right arm was taken off by shrapnel from the jetpack, your back is peppered with little pieces of metal, one of which has severed your vertebra so you can't feel your legs. Which is a good thing since you fell and landed right on them, permanently damaging and disfiguring them as the bones shattered like broken glass. You lost a lot of blood, ant the explosion practically ripped off half your face, and your hair all burnt off. You were taken to a hospital where a medical student (at the bottom of his class) treated you, screwed up, and wrongfully amputated your left arm which was the only part of your body that was not harmed by the explosion. So now you are an armless, legless, disfigured monster who spent all his money on medical bills and is now totally broke, and cannot work again.



I wish I could hug a Koala.

Granted, here you go.

I wish I could catch a ride on a whale shark.

Granted, but the shark eventually gets hungry and mistakes you as plankton which in turn makes it eat you whole

I wish to be faster than a speeding bullet.

granted, but you can't stop running.


wish i could be sub forever and have all the credits i can get and all the cartel coins in till their maxed out and the best pvp gear!

Granted! But you get incurable Carpal Tunnel Syndrome the next day, and then go blind.

I wish I had script-approval authority over all future Star Wars movies and/or TV shows.

Granted, but you have been brainwashed to obey Disney without question

I wish i was a milionare

granted. You screw up your taxes and are accused of tax fraud, your money is all frozen in an account youy can't reach for months, and by the time you prove it was an honest mistake and get your account unlocked, you are in so much legal debt that you are now incredibly poor.


I wish I had a real life lightsaber that is set to not vaporize anything but can actually be used with other lightsabers in lightsaber duels so I can live out some epic fanboy crap

Granted, but since you made your Darth Vader suit out of black trash bags and painted cardboard your coordination took a dive and while clumsily trying to block during a duel you got your eye poked out.

I want the original Sublime line up (with Bradley Nowell) to play live next time I throw a BBQ.

Granted, but they turn out to be amateurs and burn your house down.

I wish I had a white hot chocolate right now.