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Players should be required to prove class competency IRL

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Mirdthestrill
05.23.2014 , 09:11 AM | #61
Very apt suggestions, OP. But a few things in your idea were rather ambiguous.

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To play this class you must demonstrate Force sensitivity IRL, including the ability to levitate objects and to leap over 30 meters in a single bound from a standing start. You must also provide formal evidence, corroborated by witnesses, of your ability to construct a functioning lightsaber.
What about telepathy? If I can verify that I'm telepathic, does that count as force sensitivity?

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To roll this class you must provide weekly webcam footage proving beyond doubt that you wear a black hooded robe at all times while logged in to SWTOR.
Would a hoodie be acceptable? Also, does it have to be completely black, or are designs allowable?


Awesome thread, SW_display_name, I spent a good five minutes loling about this. Then I showed it to a friend, who loled for another few minutes. Thanks for brightening a rather bad day
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Sidenti
05.23.2014 , 12:12 PM | #62
I couldn't resist.

Quote: Originally Posted by Mirdthestrill View Post
Very apt suggestions, OP. But a few things in your idea were rather ambiguous.



What about telepathy? If I can verify that I'm telepathic, does that count as force sensitivity? Hell no! Telepathy is the transmission of information from one sentient being to another without any outside assistance of any kind. The Force is an esoteric energy force that is the result of physical interaction with midi-chlorians. (Because of this, it can be argued that any Force-sensitive telepaths are not TRUE telepaths, as the power derives from symbiosis with the midi-cholrians.)



Would a hoodie be acceptable? Also, does it have to be completely black, or are designs allowable? As a matter of fact, awesome designs are MANDATORY.


Awesome thread, SW_display_name, I spent a good five minutes loling about this. Then I showed it to a friend, who loled for another few minutes. Thanks for brightening a rather bad day And thank YOU for continuing the entertainment - I did not wake up today and think I would be able to conclusively prove that Jedi aren't true telepaths! -bp

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Sidenti
05.23.2014 , 12:14 PM | #63
Quote: Originally Posted by ThaReaperNL View Post
Why stop there?
  • Players wanting to compete in PvP must wear a shock-collar (this is mandatory as to feel truly shocked when they get their behinds handed to them )
  • Players wanting to participate in Flashpoints must get training at their local S.W.A.T. team
  • Players wanting to participate in Operations must have a medical licence (being a Surgeon classifies you as Raidleader )
All ERPers must be dressed in Meatspace for the roles they play.

...oh, wait. They already do that. Nevermind. -bp

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SW_display_name
05.23.2014 , 12:25 PM | #64
Quote: Originally Posted by limadoc View Post
I'll try to explain without getting too long winded.

You have Enlisted and Officer.
Enlisted start at E-1 in Boot Camp (generally fresh out of HS). NCO's (Non-Commissioned Officers) are Enlisted equal to or above the rank of E-4. Sergeant is E-5. A SNCO (Staff NCO) is equal to or above E-6.
Officers start at O-1. They are the ones that went to college first and got a Bachelors in something. Lieutenant, Captain, and Major are Officer ranks (and in the correct order).
There are Officers who started out as Enlisted. Field Promotions however, I don't think occur very often anymore (if at all).

In my sector of the corporate world, enlisted are up to and including supervisors, while Officers are Managers on up to CEO.
Wow, this totally changed the Trooper story for me.

So basically what happens on Ord Mantell is...
Spoiler


Is this vaguely close to a correct interpretation? I'll be honest all I saw in my first playthrough was "I am a soldier → Now I am a higher-ranking soldier, why does anyone care about this? → I will go kill people".

But actually we're meant to be witnessing something exceptional and unusual due to dire and extreme circumstances?

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ikinai
05.23.2014 , 12:31 PM | #65
Quote: Originally Posted by SW_display_name View Post
Wow, this totally changed the Trooper story for me.

So basically what happens on Ord Mantell is...
Spoiler


Is this vaguely close to a correct interpretation? I'll be honest all I saw in my first playthrough was "I am a soldier → Now I am a higher-ranking soldier, why does anyone care about this? → I will go kill people".

But actually we're meant to be witnessing something exceptional and unusual due to dire and extreme circumstances?
That's an accurate assessment of the situation for the trooper story. It would be an extreme situation, and very out of the norm even under dire circumstances.
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Jrea
05.23.2014 , 12:54 PM | #66
Well, I can't jump 30 meters, can I still play my Knight if I I know what your card is?

FYI...luv this post

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Sidenti
05.23.2014 , 01:02 PM | #67
Quote: Originally Posted by Jrea View Post
Well, I can't jump 30 meters, can I still play my Knight if I I know what your card is?

FYI...luv this post
You know what? Possibly, if the ESP is directly related to interaction with a biological cellular-level entity.

I mean, not every Force-sensitive gets EVERY power, right? But if you can't jump, white man, then you don't get to use Force Leap. -bp

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DomiSotto
05.23.2014 , 02:06 PM | #68
OMG, this is gold!

Finally, the complex moral environment of the Sith Warrior storyline necessitates additional requirements:

I think there gottta be an additional requirement for any player wishing to play a Female SW - a restraining order from at least one male or can substitute a sexual harassment law-suit.

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SW_display_name
05.23.2014 , 04:03 PM | #69
Great news, eveybody!

After a great deal of internal discussion, we've decided to restructure the Trooper requirements in Paperwork Patch 1.1, now available for feedback and testing on the PPTS (Paperwork Patch Testing Senter (yes that's a typo but we already ordered the staff T-shirts so we can't change it)).

Thanks for your continued feedback and please keep it coming. I will leave this thread unlocked so that you can continue discussing other important topics, including whether Vette in a string bikini would be Miss March or Miss August in a SWTOR swimsuit calendar.

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ZeroOutcome
05.23.2014 , 06:51 PM | #70
10/10, This should be pinned.
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